And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14594. | Clarissa (clarissamaranne) | 88.51 | 98% | 2015-06-13 |
| 14595. | m (hotdogggg) | 88.51 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 14596. | perimetro (perimetro20) | 88.51 | 95% | 2016-12-24 |
| 14597. | Kieffer J. (devilsdash) | 88.50 | 97% | 2013-09-02 |
| 14598. | Adromrial (adromrial) | 88.50 | 96% | 2022-05-30 |
| 14599. | David (klassmagicer17) | 88.50 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
| 14600. | Petrus (petrus123) | 88.50 | 94% | 2013-11-15 |
| 14601. | Andy (ullr) | 88.49 | 96% | 2017-10-19 |
| 14602. | CoPrime (coprime) | 88.49 | 98% | 2023-04-19 |
| 14603. | Batman (blewris) | 88.49 | 97% | 2015-01-01 |
| 14604. | Thanh Quế (kimmy1997) | 88.49 | — | 2010-08-10 |
| 14605. | Tom (smileykorean) | 88.48 | 95% | 2015-04-02 |
| 14606. | Sam (monkeh_type_fast) | 88.48 | 96% | 2021-08-02 |
| 14607. | Andrew (zengwendian) | 88.48 | 97% | 2020-12-05 |
| 14608. | enthium.ejay (spacebars_) | 88.48 | 99% | 2019-10-23 |
| 14609. | CHALLENGE ME IF YOU DARE!! ... | 88.48 | 95% | 2013-11-27 |
| 14610. | Anye (farmerfred) | 88.47 | 98% | 2022-05-17 |
| 14611. | Charlie (valos_cor) | 88.47 | 95% | 2015-12-31 |
| 14612. | Rai (vegancrossfittervaper) | 88.47 | 98% | 2016-08-15 |
| 14613. | Piplup (caitcat) | 88.47 | 98% | 2020-04-27 |
| 14614. | jjujjubar (jjujjubar) | 88.47 | 97% | 2022-10-01 |
| 14615. | parth (parthvaghela) | 88.47 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 14616. | Kenneth (thedas) | 88.47 | 97% | 2021-11-23 |
| 14617. | yavasim (jiyan) | 88.47 | — | 2009-08-12 |
| 14618. | Michael (winsonly) | 88.47 | 91% | 2013-06-21 |
| 14619. | Bruno (mrbruno7447) | 88.46 | 97.1% | 2023-05-30 |
| 14620. | Sayantan (saypal) | 88.46 | 99% | 2018-10-18 |
| 14621. | Glenn (nnelg) | 88.46 | 93% | 2012-09-15 |
| 14622. | David (wavexz) | 88.46 | 97% | 2020-04-02 |
| 14623. | Howard (howardpeckerman) | 88.46 | 96% | 2013-09-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |