I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3021. | I_like_Billie_Eilish (agiun... | 78.80 | 96% | 2023-04-23 |
| 3022. | tstats[sweetapple6911] (swe... | 78.79 | 96.5% | 2023-10-04 |
| 3023. | CookieChokis (cookiechokis) | 78.78 | 97.5% | 2024-06-01 |
| 3024. | Miroslav (lil_retarded) | 78.77 | 95.6% | 2023-12-01 |
| 3025. | Kevin (kmg2002) | 78.76 | 96.7% | 2023-11-09 |
| 3026. | Josa (audio1000) | 78.73 | 96% | 2025-07-02 |
| 3027. | dramorak (dramorak) | 78.72 | 97% | 2023-04-29 |
| 3028. | Jawahir (jawa_481) | 78.70 | 97% | 2026-03-18 |
| 3029. | Brady (bradymoller) | 78.67 | 91% | 2025-07-07 |
| 3030. | theo (mewtish) | 78.66 | 95.9% | 2023-10-30 |
| 3031. | Mc Louie (elemaw) | 78.65 | 96% | 2023-05-26 |
| 3032. | Angus (benjals9) | 78.64 | 95% | 2025-10-31 |
| 3033. | Nic (ning0) | 78.63 | 98% | 2023-05-05 |
| 3034. | bonzi (bnzi) | 78.62 | 94.9% | 2024-09-05 |
| 3035. | T i m e (super_stage) | 78.62 | 96.3% | 2023-10-09 |
| 3036. | Tortoise (tortoise9) | 78.60 | 96% | 2025-12-08 |
| 3037. | Parth (parthdwivedi) | 78.59 | 96% | 2023-05-06 |
| 3038. | Ipboys68 (ipboys68) | 78.58 | 96% | 2024-01-31 |
| 3039. | Morgan (morgansoares6) | 78.54 | 97.2% | 2024-05-21 |
| 3040. | Ilia (ilyakleyman) | 78.54 | 97.9% | 2024-01-23 |
| 3041. | gayman (vvvvvccvvvvv) | 78.54 | 96.2% | 2024-02-06 |
| 3042. | Macbeth! (macbeth__) | 78.53 | 96% | 2023-04-13 |
| 3043. | Mel (mel2k) | 78.52 | 98% | 2024-04-02 |
| 3044. | qImToxic (qimtoxic) | 78.51 | 97% | 2024-06-14 |
| 3045. | Evandro (evandrocastro) | 78.50 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
| 3046. | nabeel (nabeelmirza) | 78.49 | 97.2% | 2024-10-03 |
| 3047. | Chris (prospa) | 78.46 | 96.6% | 2023-10-25 |
| 3048. | Gagan (gagan18) | 78.45 | 96.9% | 2023-07-01 |
| 3049. | reprehensible (vunj) | 78.44 | 96% | 2025-06-28 |
| 3050. | nhubm (a_blover108) | 78.40 | 97% | 2025-09-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |