I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13713. | slagtherisen (slagtherisen) | 80.64 | 99% | 2017-06-06 |
| 13714. | Etesam (smogchalk) | 80.64 | 97% | 2020-07-14 |
| 13715. | Hamas Egypt (mohamedadel2000) | 80.63 | 96% | 2024-12-10 |
| 13716. | Nguyễn Trần (dattran03) | 80.63 | 97% | 2021-06-30 |
| 13717. | Xophules (xophules) | 80.63 | 97% | 2022-08-16 |
| 13718. | Yoav (yoavjm) | 80.63 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
| 13719. | VP (vp_typeracer) | 80.62 | 98% | 2024-02-05 |
| 13720. | Fred (fredfrettson) | 80.62 | 97% | 2024-10-11 |
| 13721. | Gerard (ultimagnus) | 80.62 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
| 13722. | Jimmy (jimm9v) | 80.62 | 92% | 2017-01-21 |
| 13723. | Steven (engine210) | 80.61 | 98% | 2021-09-10 |
| 13724. | free.palestine (decidain) | 80.61 | 98% | 2026-03-16 |
| 13725. | Scott (pappysmurph) | 80.61 | 94% | 2019-09-05 |
| 13726. | euvu (euvu) | 80.61 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 13727. | Shreyas (shreyastalathi) | 80.61 | 97.6% | 2024-08-20 |
| 13728. | Hex (galaxyyyy) | 80.61 | 95% | 2019-12-13 |
| 13729. | Dextro (dextroaim) | 80.60 | 97.3% | 2024-02-10 |
| 13730. | asi ツ (asi677) | 80.60 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 13731. | Parth (parthdwivedi) | 80.60 | 98% | 2023-02-21 |
| 13732. | Julius (jdomin4tor) | 80.60 | 96% | 2022-12-05 |
| 13733. | grigoar (grigoar) | 80.60 | 99% | 2020-11-21 |
| 13734. | Jenny (jenny_02) | 80.60 | 96% | 2021-04-19 |
| 13735. | VINAYAK (idgaf123) | 80.60 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 13736. | তৌসিফুল ফ... | 80.60 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
| 13737. | Soup (k2824262) | 80.60 | 97% | 2017-01-21 |
| 13738. | Bigpigg (bigpigg) | 80.59 | 97% | 2022-04-01 |
| 13739. | Yasmin (yas_yuh) | 80.59 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 13740. | George (turtlerocker) | 80.58 | 99% | 2018-10-29 |
| 13741. | 4b786NI4Us (laurier001) | 80.58 | 94% | 2017-12-27 |
| 13742. | Štěpán (skruta) | 80.57 | 94.9% | 2024-06-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |