The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 38582. | drowsy_types (drowsy_types) | 56.35 | 95% | 2025-05-28 |
| 38583. | Justas (blancas) | 56.35 | 97% | 2024-12-06 |
| 38584. | Fogmind (fogmind) | 56.35 | 96% | 2024-03-03 |
| 38585. | Rager (dxdogie) | 56.34 | 98.3% | 2024-02-16 |
| 38586. | YR_typer (yedidya) | 56.34 | 95% | 2023-12-19 |
| 38587. | mrc (mrcgdln) | 56.34 | 96% | 2025-11-11 |
| 38588. | yolkei (badadar) | 56.34 | 94.9% | 2024-02-09 |
| 38589. | Ben (savage_fly4848) | 56.34 | 97% | 2024-05-17 |
| 38590. | Allen J (jiangjcg) | 56.34 | 98% | 2025-03-19 |
| 38591. | Vrexu (vrexo) | 56.33 | — | 2010-09-16 |
| 38592. | Jawid (jawid_sediqi) | 56.33 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 38593. | coolslowboy (coolslowboy) | 56.33 | 94.5% | 2021-02-10 |
| 38594. | Peyton (turtledude48) | 56.33 | 94% | 2019-09-20 |
| 38595. | Matt (mchoe2000) | 56.33 | 94% | 2024-02-08 |
| 38596. | Cephhhh (ceph392) | 56.33 | 95% | 2024-01-26 |
| 38597. | Kris (kristayuc) | 56.33 | 98% | 2024-10-15 |
| 38598. | albert (ckyuru) | 56.32 | 92% | 2012-04-21 |
| 38599. | KAPIL ARORA (kap123) | 56.32 | 94% | 2014-07-24 |
| 38600. | Imran (noobb) | 56.32 | 97% | 2016-07-21 |
| 38601. | Hawke (havokz) | 56.32 | 94% | 2016-04-17 |
| 38602. | Ag (marawanlijktopbirk) | 56.32 | 95.4% | 2024-09-15 |
| 38603. | Nate (thereallyslowtype) | 56.32 | 96% | 2023-10-09 |
| 38604. | rithish (rithish06) | 56.32 | 94.8% | 2024-12-14 |
| 38605. | Natnael Belay (xrash01) | 56.32 | 96% | 2024-12-25 |
| 38606. | Bansujdziwko (bansujo) | 56.32 | 99% | 2025-02-21 |
| 38607. | orkcks (fojcns) | 56.32 | 92% | 2025-04-02 |
| 38608. | Maruggs (maruggs) | 56.32 | 95% | 2023-07-27 |
| 38609. | lime (justlime) | 56.32 | 95% | 2023-05-05 |
| 38610. | Donna (donnysaurus) | 56.32 | 94% | 2018-06-03 |
| 38611. | Jason (parraman3200) | 56.32 | 98% | 2025-02-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |