I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10044. | KFC King (hot_colonel_sanders) | 86.76 | 98% | 2025-09-24 |
| 10045. | Alessandro (shrykull_scars) | 86.76 | 98% | 2023-11-24 |
| 10046. | glockss (glockss) | 86.76 | 96.9% | 2024-02-15 |
| 10047. | Andrew (aegiken) | 86.76 | 97% | 2024-02-11 |
| 10048. | Nathaniel (nathanielcwm) | 86.76 | 98% | 2025-11-15 |
| 10049. | Miikka (moelanen) | 86.76 | 96% | 2020-03-30 |
| 10050. | Priyanshu (neo_trinity) | 86.75 | 97% | 2025-05-08 |
| 10051. | avivsq12 (avivsq12) | 86.75 | 98.5% | 2023-10-10 |
| 10052. | Marcus (boopbeepboopboop) | 86.75 | 98% | 2022-02-19 |
| 10053. | Amy (amy159) | 86.75 | 96% | 2021-06-23 |
| 10054. | poopmunkey (poopmunkey) | 86.74 | 98% | 2022-03-31 |
| 10055. | jeremyWINZ (jeremiah_munguia) | 86.74 | 94% | 2016-06-28 |
| 10056. | Andrew (playinthedirt11) | 86.74 | 97% | 2016-12-13 |
| 10057. | Howbtard (howbtard) | 86.74 | 96% | 2019-12-06 |
| 10058. | Steve (feedthejoe) | 86.74 | 98% | 2016-08-02 |
| 10059. | Hoyman (hoyman) | 86.74 | 97% | 2016-01-29 |
| 10060. | Avuv (parper) | 86.73 | 96% | 2015-05-02 |
| 10061. | tooslow13 (tooslow13) | 86.72 | 96.8% | 2024-12-05 |
| 10062. | tomtep01 (tomtep01) | 86.72 | 96.5% | 2024-11-14 |
| 10063. | Ted (lucky_strike) | 86.72 | 97% | 2022-08-10 |
| 10064. | Maidenless (bigguy12) | 86.72 | 97% | 2021-12-15 |
| 10065. | Andrew (andrewandrew) | 86.72 | 99% | 2017-08-30 |
| 10066. | andy (rainmaker123) | 86.71 | 98.1% | 2024-03-04 |
| 10067. | bluu (lmaobluu) | 86.71 | 96% | 2025-02-11 |
| 10068. | Bread (heftybread) | 86.71 | 99% | 2019-09-03 |
| 10069. | Chloe (battlereadygirl01) | 86.71 | 100% | 2020-10-16 |
| 10070. | Matland (matland) | 86.71 | 96% | 2019-10-22 |
| 10071. | Dan (tidehunter5000) | 86.71 | 94% | 2015-06-25 |
| 10072. | Lightning (lightning722) | 86.70 | 96% | 2025-11-29 |
| 10073. | urboy (guddaysir) | 86.70 | 96% | 2023-03-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |