The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11355. | (callida88) | 86.11 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
| 11356. | (dzlzrd) | 86.11 | 98% | 2013-10-22 |
| 11357. | (therealmartin) | 86.11 | 98% | 2020-03-16 |
| 11358. | (freae) | 86.11 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 11359. | (uncleshelby) | 86.11 | 89% | 2016-11-22 |
| 11360. | (ray_maddox) | 86.11 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
| 11361. | (corthas) | 86.10 | 91% | 2016-02-11 |
| 11362. | Leimondu (roshia) | 86.10 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 11363. | (parag776) | 86.10 | 99% | 2023-01-11 |
| 11364. | (zane404) | 86.10 | 95% | 2021-09-14 |
| 11365. | Ava (spritemite) | 86.10 | 95% | 2018-12-29 |
| 11366. | WordNom (sleeperservice) | 86.10 | 99% | 2011-07-16 |
| 11367. | (jenz36) | 86.10 | — | 2010-09-11 |
| 11368. | (stewiegriffin666) | 86.09 | 96% | 2017-07-26 |
| 11369. | (aliassadyahya) | 86.09 | 95% | 2016-11-06 |
| 11370. | (kumi) | 86.09 | 95% | 2011-05-21 |
| 11371. | Irfan (magictoast) | 86.08 | 94% | 2017-04-21 |
| 11372. | (apogeum) | 86.08 | — | 2010-09-07 |
| 11373. | (depgiailamdo) | 86.08 | 99% | 2016-09-10 |
| 11374. | Violet (fierypotato) | 86.08 | 97% | 2022-11-28 |
| 11375. | (sujithraj) | 86.08 | 97% | 2011-07-10 |
| 11376. | Peaches (devastated) | 86.08 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 11377. | Avuv (parper) | 86.08 | 94% | 2015-12-25 |
| 11378. | (jokerhyper) | 86.07 | 98% | 2022-04-28 |
| 11379. | (hdawg187) | 86.07 | 98% | 2016-05-27 |
| 11380. | (agepox) | 86.06 | 89% | 2012-11-05 |
| 11381. | (tutoo1) | 86.06 | 98.3% | 2021-02-20 |
| 11382. | (narachat) | 86.06 | 94% | 2016-10-04 |
| 11383. | (antioch) | 86.06 | 95% | 2013-03-11 |
| 11384. | (phan2009) | 86.06 | — | 2011-04-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |