So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10746. | (greenbeangod) | 83.63 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
| 10747. | big (bigfudge14) | 83.63 | 97.5% | 2021-03-01 |
| 10748. | (scionprogeny) | 83.63 | 98% | 2015-01-16 |
| 10749. | (co32minus) | 83.62 | 97% | 2016-12-20 |
| 10750. | (hieutrann) | 83.62 | 97% | 2011-11-04 |
| 10751. | (watonearth) | 83.62 | 91% | 2011-06-17 |
| 10752. | (social_blunder) | 83.62 | 91% | 2011-09-16 |
| 10753. | (horrendousrebirth) | 83.62 | 97% | 2023-02-21 |
| 10754. | (sweethan) | 83.61 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| 10755. | angie :) (angwie) | 83.61 | 98% | 2022-07-22 |
| 10756. | (shamrokh) | 83.61 | 95% | 2015-11-30 |
| 10757. | (sundayjim) | 83.61 | 96% | 2015-11-13 |
| 10758. | (cokemsheen) | 83.61 | — | 2008-09-08 |
| 10759. | (bertramc) | 83.61 | 97% | 2011-07-10 |
| 10760. | (akoakowski) | 83.60 | 97% | 2015-01-17 |
| 10761. | (panos7) | 83.60 | 99% | 2017-09-24 |
| 10762. | (horses) | 83.59 | 96% | 2012-08-07 |
| 10763. | (starzenith) | 83.59 | 95% | 2014-08-09 |
| 10764. | cruise control (terminator_... | 83.59 | 98% | 2019-08-01 |
| 10765. | Avuv (parper) | 83.59 | 96% | 2014-12-30 |
| 10766. | (nlmhuy) | 83.59 | 96% | 2014-10-15 |
| 10767. | (visnuk) | 83.58 | 95% | 2020-12-08 |
| 10768. | (rainbowrave) | 83.58 | 97% | 2022-09-24 |
| 10769. | (hpqoeu) | 83.58 | 88% | 2013-01-03 |
| 10770. | (squeaky96) | 83.58 | 94% | 2014-10-16 |
| 10771. | (razvan69) | 83.58 | 98% | 2013-03-10 |
| 10772. | (raj_rock) | 83.58 | 95% | 2012-06-25 |
| 10773. | (prevailer) | 83.58 | — | 2009-09-16 |
| 10774. | (goodmoneyinc) | 83.58 | 97% | 2013-11-04 |
| 10775. | (blindingangel) | 83.58 | 91% | 2011-11-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |