What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 1771. | George (turtlerocker) | 73.66 | 98% | 2020-03-22 |
| 1772. | Michael (khel_diente) | 73.65 | 97% | 2020-09-17 |
| 1773. | (big_boi_bill) | 73.65 | 96% | 2019-03-14 |
| 1774. | kocbftn (kocbftn) | 73.64 | 96% | 2018-03-04 |
| 1775. | Nate (flarpyz) | 73.63 | 97% | 2018-02-27 |
| 1776. | Salchica (machete24x) | 73.62 | 95% | 2020-10-25 |
| 1777. | JustATin555 (justatin555) | 73.62 | 98% | 2020-07-20 |
| 1778. | i am typing from my mother'... | 73.59 | 97% | 2019-08-23 |
| 1779. | get (menluver) | 73.55 | 95% | 2019-08-07 |
| 1780. | TotalledZebra (totalledzebra) | 73.54 | 97% | 2018-08-23 |
| 1781. | Samii Shabuse (shatyper) | 73.52 | 96% | 2020-04-30 |
| 1782. | Damn (dammmson) | 73.51 | 96% | 2019-06-11 |
| 1783. | yasuneko (yasuneko) | 73.50 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 1784. | Joey (jpace) | 73.49 | 97% | 2018-10-23 |
| 1785. | Freedom (employ) | 73.44 | 98% | 2018-02-20 |
| 1786. | Duke (dukejukez) | 73.43 | 95% | 2020-03-22 |
| 1787. | (platkuning) | 73.42 | 97% | 2018-08-31 |
| 1788. | Parows (parows) | 73.42 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 1789. | scott (waarth) | 73.42 | 98% | 2018-08-10 |
| 1790. | hazamadra (hazamadra) | 73.42 | 94% | 2018-10-01 |
| 1791. | Big Pop (broguyman) | 73.40 | 97% | 2018-10-25 |
| 1792. | Giancarlo (milkman007) | 73.40 | 95% | 2019-01-13 |
| 1793. | (kazeyo) | 73.37 | 97% | 2020-02-06 |
| 1794. | Holly (holll) | 73.37 | 96% | 2019-09-17 |
| 1795. | ren (ren_ro) | 73.37 | 95% | 2020-08-29 |
| 1796. | (tantakoko) | 73.36 | 95% | 2020-02-01 |
| 1797. | (gondy) | 73.36 | 97% | 2020-04-27 |
| 1798. | Oleg (braga01) | 73.35 | 96% | 2018-05-22 |
| 1799. | the game (arcane_) | 73.33 | 97% | 2018-11-12 |
| 1800. | hyeonk (hyeonk) | 73.30 | 96% | 2020-04-18 |
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