Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4982. | Patrick (pmacalac) | 98.79 | 99% | 2020-09-15 |
| 4983. | SushiRoll (deanna93) | 98.79 | 99% | 2023-04-12 |
| 4984. | Alch (alchop) | 98.79 | 97% | 2022-11-07 |
| 4985. | sho (shocho) | 98.78 | 96.9% | 2025-04-28 |
| 4986. | tstats[depsy] (depsy) | 98.78 | 96.9% | 2024-05-16 |
| 4987. | Apoorv Singhal (sasuke232) | 98.78 | 98% | 2023-12-02 |
| 4988. | SeeStarz (mfahrim) | 98.77 | 96.5% | 2024-12-12 |
| 4989. | Chris (___chris) | 98.77 | 99% | 2023-03-29 |
| 4990. | Sapp (sappp_) | 98.76 | 97% | 2025-06-21 |
| 4991. | Free Palestine (mohamad01) | 98.76 | 99% | 2024-07-04 |
| 4992. | wose (wose) | 98.76 | 99% | 2020-12-21 |
| 4993. | rvlx (rvlx) | 98.76 | 96.8% | 2024-01-06 |
| 4994. | Gabben (bastpulver) | 98.75 | 95.7% | 2024-12-25 |
| 4995. | Yam (metrictensor) | 98.74 | 98% | 2021-10-16 |
| 4996. | Mac (macthemountain) | 98.74 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 4997. | Tucker (tukcker) | 98.74 | 98% | 2021-06-23 |
| 4998. | Aleksandr (paritet) | 98.73 | 97.9% | 2024-04-05 |
| 4999. | IceMaster (aistekas) | 98.72 | 97.5% | 2025-02-14 |
| 5000. | 7AV (duongdanyul) | 98.72 | 99% | 2025-06-13 |
| 5001. | McKle (mckle7) | 98.72 | 98% | 2022-03-01 |
| 5002. | Tjay (tjaysie) | 98.71 | 98.2% | 2024-03-14 |
| 5003. | Dal (astronerd) | 98.71 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
| 5004. | Nanashi (nanasheen) | 98.71 | 97.2% | 2025-01-27 |
| 5005. | rma72 (rma72) | 98.70 | 96.3% | 2023-09-28 |
| 5006. | Coconut (the_coconut) | 98.70 | 97% | 2021-12-05 |
| 5007. | Eddie_NP (eddie023) | 98.69 | 96.6% | 2023-12-15 |
| 5008. | HotTubStream (hottubstream) | 98.69 | 99% | 2020-08-23 |
| 5009. | Vilhelmo (benignbluntness) | 98.68 | 98% | 2025-09-20 |
| 5010. | Matt (shootposting) | 98.68 | 98.5% | 2023-06-16 |
| 5011. | Ryan (revereri) | 98.68 | 97% | 2020-09-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |