Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6208. | (jaixhielle) | 45.69 | 93% | 2019-06-04 |
| 6209. | (7amada) | 45.69 | 95% | 2020-08-19 |
| 6210. | (32wongo) | 45.68 | 94% | 2018-12-17 |
| 6211. | (nickyplayz) | 45.67 | 95% | 2019-10-23 |
| 6212. | d1s0ul (d1s0ul) | 45.64 | 94% | 2020-10-02 |
| 6213. | Atos (wolfcash) | 45.62 | 92% | 2020-07-18 |
| 6214. | (ddcj90) | 45.61 | 95% | 2020-04-24 |
| 6215. | (sumit_speedster) | 45.60 | 96% | 2019-09-27 |
| 6216. | (re4gd) | 45.56 | 94% | 2018-11-03 |
| 6217. | Mathew (traoremathew) | 45.55 | 96% | 2018-10-19 |
| 6218. | (kappaprideer) | 45.53 | 92% | 2020-04-23 |
| 6219. | (i_cnat_type) | 45.51 | 93% | 2018-05-09 |
| 6220. | RageCrusader (djokole) | 45.51 | 94% | 2018-08-18 |
| 6221. | Chris (chgr5) | 45.50 | 97% | 2018-11-10 |
| 6222. | (rawrecksdee) | 45.50 | 97% | 2017-06-29 |
| 6223. | (pelisek16) | 45.48 | 96% | 2018-02-27 |
| 6224. | (haryo) | 45.47 | 97% | 2018-03-07 |
| 6225. | (paricon) | 45.47 | 94% | 2019-05-08 |
| 6226. | Pipe (ergodoxturtle) | 45.44 | 93% | 2020-10-04 |
| 6227. | Pranav Abraham (pranavabe) | 45.44 | 94% | 2018-11-06 |
| 6228. | (oreo_girl) | 45.41 | 94% | 2017-10-20 |
| 6229. | (pakboyakodati) | 45.41 | 96% | 2018-10-23 |
| 6230. | (ckhn) | 45.37 | 96% | 2020-04-10 |
| 6231. | (crazy98) | 45.33 | 93% | 2018-05-17 |
| 6232. | Aman (theowl23) | 45.31 | 94% | 2020-09-11 |
| 6233. | (phico) | 45.29 | 96% | 2019-06-16 |
| 6234. | (khashayar) | 45.29 | 93% | 2018-11-15 |
| 6235. | (manual_gears) | 45.28 | 95% | 2020-07-01 |
| 6236. | (animuss) | 45.23 | 94% | 2019-08-08 |
| 6237. | (novynevi) | 45.21 | 95% | 2020-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |