As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4108. | a_t89 (rocketspdtyper) | 101.44 | 99% | 2024-06-11 |
| 4109. | Hannyabal (hannyabal) | 101.44 | 96.4% | 2024-08-08 |
| 4110. | Courtney (clc0778clc) | 101.44 | 99% | 2021-03-19 |
| 4111. | Jonas (jnshey) | 101.44 | 100% | 2018-06-29 |
| 4112. | Zebra (burntzebra) | 101.44 | 98% | 2018-04-04 |
| 4113. | Nicky (nickyux3003) | 101.43 | 99% | 2022-11-28 |
| 4114. | $$$$ (for_fun) | 101.43 | 97.9% | 2021-02-15 |
| 4115. | reale (reale) | 101.43 | 99% | 2017-09-06 |
| 4116. | Terence (paragontype) | 101.43 | 93% | 2016-02-24 |
| 4117. | KC (hotdogkc) | 101.43 | 98% | 2019-04-13 |
| 4118. | Noam (noamaster88) | 101.42 | 99% | 2019-08-26 |
| 4119. | Adin (nightmarexe) | 101.41 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
| 4120. | . (marty0) | 101.41 | 98% | 2025-02-25 |
| 4121. | KB Master (duckyfire) | 101.41 | 94% | 2015-08-26 |
| 4122. | Typer (typerkinger) | 101.41 | 95% | 2015-06-29 |
| 4123. | Midhun (mythicalun) | 101.40 | 97% | 2021-09-08 |
| 4124. | Dan (danbanica) | 101.39 | 99% | 2025-10-22 |
| 4125. | haroon (nothisisharoon) | 101.39 | 99.5% | 2024-03-23 |
| 4126. | SENPAI (iapnes) | 101.39 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
| 4127. | keyma.sh (bommer1234) | 101.39 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 4128. | K (kadorath) | 101.39 | 99% | 2019-08-12 |
| 4129. | bsd987 (bsd987) | 101.39 | 99% | 2017-11-22 |
| 4130. | Paritosh (paribaba) | 101.39 | 98% | 2017-03-09 |
| 4131. | Zack (bungmcbooga) | 101.38 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
| 4132. | plants (_plants) | 101.37 | 97% | 2019-04-07 |
| 4133. | Espresso (espresso) | 101.35 | 97% | 2021-10-22 |
| 4134. | come (comecurry) | 101.34 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
| 4135. | laPampara (lapampara69) | 101.34 | 99% | 2021-10-31 |
| 4136. | Evatar (evatar7) | 101.34 | 98% | 2019-01-03 |
| 4137. | Toshi (toshir0) | 101.34 | 97% | 2025-01-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |