Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5573. | urly3 (unreallyyy) | 96.29 | 98% | 2023-04-14 |
| 5574. | James (jhoffman1204) | 96.29 | 96% | 2021-10-24 |
| 5575. | Jawad (noob_100) | 96.29 | 98% | 2023-03-16 |
| 5576. | Jason (fancen) | 96.29 | 98% | 2020-11-10 |
| 5577. | Zen (zenchan123) | 96.28 | 95% | 2021-09-07 |
| 5578. | shum (michaelshumshum) | 96.28 | 95% | 2022-04-14 |
| 5579. | Pointyepic (pointyepic) | 96.28 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
| 5580. | c (coolbaldman) | 96.27 | 98% | 2021-03-13 |
| 5581. | Sid (sidch) | 96.27 | 98.3% | 2021-02-11 |
| 5582. | Robert (nforcer) | 96.27 | 99% | 2025-11-17 |
| 5583. | Sebastian (sebtsch) | 96.27 | 99% | 2021-08-10 |
| 5584. | ! (heckar) | 96.26 | 97.1% | 2024-12-20 |
| 5585. | aiden (poscowsm) | 96.26 | 97% | 2021-12-16 |
| 5586. | MeHdi (mehdiii8) | 96.25 | 99% | 2022-03-04 |
| 5587. | Adam (adamame10) | 96.25 | 97.7% | 2023-12-20 |
| 5588. | tstats[shinecross] (shinecr... | 96.25 | 97% | 2020-04-25 |
| 5589. | Qriminal (qriminal123) | 96.23 | 96.5% | 2024-06-26 |
| 5590. | Aidan (parfy) | 96.23 | 96% | 2024-12-16 |
| 5591. | Kio (kaiten2005) | 96.23 | 98% | 2023-07-23 |
| 5592. | Ezra (lazyextreme) | 96.23 | 99% | 2021-02-06 |
| 5593. | Joe (josephjnatale) | 96.22 | 96% | 2025-09-22 |
| 5594. | Hywel (17chengc1) | 96.22 | 98% | 2021-03-12 |
| 5595. | Artur (arciix) | 96.21 | 97% | 2022-08-30 |
| 5596. | Blastoise (blastoise24) | 96.21 | 97% | 2022-02-23 |
| 5597. | Zeph (zeezallo) | 96.21 | 97% | 2020-11-10 |
| 5598. | Josh (joshblatt) | 96.19 | 97% | 2020-03-09 |
| 5599. | mark (chuahuonga) | 96.19 | 99% | 2023-08-22 |
| 5600. | lara (tiredtypist707) | 96.18 | 96% | 2022-09-23 |
| 5601. | foo (fool96) | 96.17 | 97% | 2022-11-30 |
| 5602. | aaaaa;-; (idkwhyyyy) | 96.17 | 99% | 2022-09-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |