The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28104. | Kevin (obamacare69) | 70.50 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
| 28105. | Dean (cptdean) | 70.49 | 92% | 2016-02-18 |
| 28106. | Simon (simonk0o) | 70.49 | 95% | 2022-03-11 |
| 28107. | Blazing (blazingsoda) | 70.49 | 100% | 2023-05-05 |
| 28108. | Rip - Meech (bblgod) | 70.49 | 94% | 2021-03-12 |
| 28109. | tonami (taskbearer) | 70.49 | — | 2009-03-24 |
| 28110. | Heusen (abent14) | 70.49 | 93% | 2016-07-18 |
| 28111. | Emerson (schmiller) | 70.48 | 97% | 2017-10-31 |
| 28112. | Eyad Sabi (grandzoma) | 70.48 | 93.9% | 2023-10-13 |
| 28113. | rakvat (rakvat) | 70.48 | 100% | 2014-08-26 |
| 28114. | Chayse (chaysegr) | 70.48 | 98% | 2017-08-05 |
| 28115. | Shayan (zackroos) | 70.48 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 28116. | Clumsy (dumpling) | 70.48 | — | 2010-05-21 |
| 28117. | hanying (h4ny1n9) | 70.48 | 96% | 2019-01-18 |
| 28118. | Stephanie (a5tr1d88) | 70.48 | 98% | 2017-05-13 |
| 28119. | Josh (upaymeifixit) | 70.48 | 94% | 2013-01-20 |
| 28120. | Uther (parannoid) | 70.47 | 96% | 2018-08-30 |
| 28121. | arnav (trahimam) | 70.47 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
| 28122. | Hype (imhypelol) | 70.47 | 96% | 2021-01-28 |
| 28123. | Heather (stuntraps) | 70.47 | 87% | 2016-01-23 |
| 28124. | Plommon (plommon) | 70.47 | 94% | 2018-02-07 |
| 28125. | Ali (katali119) | 70.47 | 99% | 2018-04-12 |
| 28126. | dasmachine (dasmachine) | 70.47 | 93% | 2012-02-08 |
| 28127. | Cuong (qt1003) | 70.46 | 95% | 2021-12-21 |
| 28128. | Daniel (beefichor) | 70.46 | 97% | 2021-12-06 |
| 28129. | Lachie (latchie) | 70.46 | 92% | 2012-10-22 |
| 28130. | Uriel (uriel1217) | 70.46 | 98% | 2017-02-01 |
| 28131. | vicky (vickyliu) | 70.46 | 96% | 2014-02-12 |
| 28132. | 77z (77zee) | 70.45 | 97% | 2023-10-22 |
| 28133. | Savely (krendelhoff) | 70.45 | 97% | 2023-01-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |