I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7291. | Joe (joenodden) | 93.72 | 98.5% | 2024-01-25 |
| 7292. | Toast (michaelking) | 93.72 | 97% | 2020-03-24 |
| 7293. | Mahdi Lotfi (mahdilotfi) | 93.72 | 98% | 2022-09-12 |
| 7294. | ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘ (potato321) | 93.72 | 97% | 2016-01-01 |
| 7295. | SteamingPileOfCowDung (stea... | 93.72 | 97% | 2015-04-27 |
| 7296. | Ella (itypefasterthanyou10) | 93.71 | 96.5% | 2023-07-04 |
| 7297. | MR BREAD 🍞 (mr529) | 93.70 | 98% | 2022-06-05 |
| 7298. | Jason (smacklefunky) | 93.70 | 98% | 2023-11-21 |
| 7299. | Hovari (hovari) | 93.70 | 96% | 2022-07-21 |
| 7300. | blue (bluedragon_) | 93.70 | 97% | 2021-12-04 |
| 7301. | 🐍🐍🐍 (whitebeardhz) | 93.70 | 98% | 2021-12-30 |
| 7302. | Winter (winter_dawn) | 93.70 | 99% | 2022-07-08 |
| 7303. | Kels (kelsbookworm) | 93.69 | 98% | 2024-01-02 |
| 7304. | Nick (kraftmatic) | 93.69 | 98% | 2016-05-07 |
| 7305. | :| (hipparcos) | 93.69 | 95% | 2016-10-11 |
| 7306. | Justin (tokomaki) | 93.68 | 97% | 2016-05-09 |
| 7307. | stayquietpeasants (neotitan... | 93.67 | 97% | 2025-02-22 |
| 7308. | 4Q (4thquartile) | 93.67 | 97% | 2024-10-07 |
| 7309. | ileung37 (ileung37) | 93.67 | 99% | 2023-09-06 |
| 7310. | Herman (hchow91) | 93.67 | 95% | 2017-01-21 |
| 7311. | DecisiveRaccoon (decisivera... | 93.67 | 98% | 2018-03-13 |
| 7312. | blooks (aprinter) | 93.67 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 7313. | Adem (paramone) | 93.67 | 95.8% | 2021-02-16 |
| 7314. | a_p (aperea) | 93.67 | 96% | 2019-08-20 |
| 7315. | Pablo (pabloskimg) | 93.67 | 99% | 2026-04-27 |
| 7316. | Deleo_03 (de_leo) | 93.66 | 97% | 2026-04-29 |
| 7317. | Oscar (ovallner) | 93.66 | 97% | 2017-03-01 |
| 7318. | Nivekdood (nivekdood) | 93.66 | 97% | 2021-09-11 |
| 7319. | Mia (miadotcx) | 93.66 | 97% | 2022-07-26 |
| 7320. | Sai (justnov) | 93.66 | 98% | 2019-12-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |