The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6571. | James (frozenoblivion) | 53.72 | 91% | 2016-08-14 |
| 6572. | Torin (spoodaman) | 53.72 | 93% | 2016-02-05 |
| 6573. | Rosana (resp37) | 53.72 | — | 2009-04-23 |
| 6574. | harsh (hrshrj) | 53.72 | 95% | 2014-05-07 |
| 6575. | Bob (bertramc) | 53.72 | — | 2008-10-09 |
| 6576. | ----- (fairytale29) | 53.71 | 96% | 2023-02-11 |
| 6577. | Alex (not_alex) | 53.71 | — | 2010-02-08 |
| 6578. | Jordan (thejay) | 53.71 | 89% | 2011-07-02 |
| 6579. | Punctual (punctual) | 53.71 | 97% | 2012-02-06 |
| 6580. | THAYYIB BIN (tbh_artp786) | 53.70 | 97% | 2012-06-19 |
| 6581. | mellisa (klaudine) | 53.70 | — | 2008-08-23 |
| 6582. | betty (battery) | 53.70 | — | 2009-07-04 |
| 6583. | Harsha (harshatalla) | 53.69 | 93% | 2012-08-15 |
| 6584. | Alex (a_kaban) | 53.69 | 98% | 2022-06-01 |
| 6585. | hieu (ngochieu2307) | 53.69 | — | 2009-03-15 |
| 6586. | syke (sykeskull) | 53.69 | 98% | 2018-04-06 |
| 6587. | Shazni (shazni) | 53.68 | 94% | 2020-05-04 |
| 6588. | Christian (greengorilla) | 53.68 | 94% | 2015-12-07 |
| 6589. | Hintsa (hintsa) | 53.68 | 95% | 2017-01-24 |
| 6590. | Z1P (z1pz0rk) | 53.68 | 94% | 2018-04-15 |
| 6591. | Pacitone (pacitone) | 53.68 | 95% | 2016-07-06 |
| 6592. | Yen (delphinium0507) | 53.68 | 97% | 2012-09-04 |
| 6593. | Paramjit (paramjit.dhankhar... | 53.68 | 93% | 2012-09-08 |
| 6594. | Jeff (jeffpc) | 53.68 | — | 2011-01-13 |
| 6595. | Nick (owexx) | 53.68 | 93% | 2014-01-10 |
| 6596. | Igi (igipeja) | 53.68 | 95% | 2013-09-16 |
| 6597. | EntitY. (the_entity) | 53.67 | 95% | 2022-02-17 |
| 6598. | Parker (_parker) | 53.67 | 96% | 2022-01-05 |
| 6599. | christina (absolute) | 53.67 | 94% | 2012-07-01 |
| 6600. | Shu (shuhang1106) | 53.67 | 99% | 2016-10-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |