The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12000. | quadrate (quadrate) | 85.77 | 97.8% | 2024-07-20 |
| 12001. | Big Fat Onion (x_onion_x) | 85.77 | 95% | 2022-11-07 |
| 12002. | Jaybles (popinjay) | 85.77 | 98% | 2025-05-21 |
| 12003. | Andy (philivox) | 85.76 | 96% | 2018-01-23 |
| 12004. | Hmm (sironronron) | 85.76 | 87% | 2016-10-09 |
| 12005. | Albert (albertz) | 85.76 | 97% | 2017-05-18 |
| 12006. | N W (niwore) | 85.76 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 12007. | Aris (aslabaugh1496) | 85.76 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 12008. | factualhatch (factualhatch) | 85.76 | 98% | 2024-04-11 |
| 12009. | Chinty (chinty123) | 85.76 | 96% | 2022-09-15 |
| 12010. | Nawk (nawk) | 85.75 | 93% | 2011-11-14 |
| 12011. | Zexceed (shorif) | 85.75 | 98% | 2021-11-02 |
| 12012. | Emmanuel (esamics) | 85.75 | 97% | 2019-06-11 |
| 12013. | Joshua (seeeturtle) | 85.75 | 97% | 2023-01-01 |
| 12014. | URLIRL (burialuntrue) | 85.75 | 96% | 2025-07-25 |
| 12015. | Rose (robozo) | 85.75 | 99% | 2025-07-14 |
| 12016. | bro called saul (bigswagllord) | 85.74 | 96% | 2019-03-20 |
| 12017. | burn (burnpalada) | 85.74 | 97% | 2013-08-05 |
| 12018. | Tomi (tstojkovski) | 85.74 | 93% | 2011-09-01 |
| 12019. | Kelvin (kyu1012) | 85.74 | 94% | 2014-02-20 |
| 12020. | Skyler (skylrrr) | 85.74 | 95% | 2021-03-24 |
| 12021. | tstats[xeg28] (xeg28) | 85.74 | 96% | 2023-03-29 |
| 12022. | Paralee (paraleepanzerfaust) | 85.74 | 96% | 2025-03-12 |
| 12023. | Kenneth (kenesu) | 85.73 | 89% | 2016-08-05 |
| 12024. | Felix (felibeli) | 85.73 | 98% | 2017-08-26 |
| 12025. | split keyboard (splitkeyboard) | 85.73 | 98.3% | 2024-02-04 |
| 12026. | Alesandro (alesandroalbert) | 85.72 | 96% | 2019-07-07 |
| 12027. | Ben (bchizzlechaps) | 85.72 | 97% | 2014-03-13 |
| 12028. | Scriptor (khangno2002) | 85.72 | 97% | 2025-10-01 |
| 12029. | Arjun (arjun_sn) | 85.71 | 96% | 2014-03-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |