Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2781. | (rokas1997) | 78.39 | 97% | 2017-09-08 |
| 2782. | Old Theme Rocks (dthp32776) | 78.37 | 97% | 2018-05-10 |
| 2783. | Anel (anelbeads) | 78.36 | 96% | 2019-05-20 |
| 2784. | (diegonolan) | 78.34 | 96% | 2018-01-24 |
| 2785. | (ronthecookie) | 78.33 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| 2786. | (high_def) | 78.33 | 98% | 2019-05-10 |
| 2787. | (halo624) | 78.31 | 95% | 2017-09-22 |
| 2788. | (khyelerk) | 78.30 | 96% | 2020-09-21 |
| 2789. | Daniel (stan_gfriend) | 78.29 | 94% | 2020-12-02 |
| 2790. | (ibrahimt13) | 78.28 | 97% | 2018-09-26 |
| 2791. | (korqio) | 78.24 | 98% | 2017-10-17 |
| 2792. | (man_stop) | 78.24 | 95% | 2020-12-04 |
| 2793. | (jenny_02) | 78.22 | 97% | 2020-04-26 |
| 2794. | (arcanewaters) | 78.21 | 98% | 2019-01-10 |
| 2795. | (tazza2) | 78.20 | 96% | 2020-06-14 |
| 2796. | (epicblueberry) | 78.20 | 97% | 2017-08-25 |
| 2797. | (thebignate) | 78.18 | 96% | 2020-08-04 |
| 2798. | (paraknight) | 78.18 | 97% | 2019-09-29 |
| 2799. | Almer (almersafara) | 78.17 | 97% | 2019-03-04 |
| 2800. | (huynhkhacdat2) | 78.17 | 94% | 2019-10-01 |
| 2801. | (rotta564) | 78.16 | 96% | 2018-12-23 |
| 2802. | tommy (tommyfall) | 78.16 | 98% | 2020-09-25 |
| 2803. | (everysummer) | 78.14 | 95% | 2020-08-01 |
| 2804. | (c8a0a697) | 78.14 | 96% | 2019-01-07 |
| 2805. | (grgarrett) | 78.13 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 2806. | (waffle_stomper) | 78.12 | 96% | 2020-07-05 |
| 2807. | Andre (myagmea) | 78.12 | 97% | 2017-09-27 |
| 2808. | (qtqtq) | 78.09 | 99% | 2019-12-04 |
| 2809. | (giulio89) | 78.09 | 96% | 2019-03-08 |
| 2810. | (musterling) | 78.08 | 97% | 2017-09-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |