Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2856. | Old Theme Rocks (dthp32776) | 78.37 | 97% | 2018-05-10 |
| 2857. | Anel (anelbeads) | 78.36 | 96% | 2019-05-20 |
| 2858. | Nolan (diegonolan) | 78.34 | 96% | 2018-01-24 |
| 2859. | please delete (ronthecookie) | 78.33 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| 2860. | John (high_def) | 78.33 | 98% | 2019-05-10 |
| 2861. | Leon (halo624) | 78.31 | 95% | 2017-09-22 |
| 2862. | khye (khyelerk) | 78.30 | 96% | 2020-09-21 |
| 2863. | Daniel (stan_gfriend) | 78.29 | 94% | 2020-12-02 |
| 2864. | Ibrahim (ibrahimt13) | 78.28 | 97% | 2018-09-26 |
| 2865. | David (korqio) | 78.24 | 98% | 2017-10-17 |
| 2866. | TOP (man_stop) | 78.24 | 95% | 2020-12-04 |
| 2867. | Jenny (jenny_02) | 78.22 | 97% | 2020-04-26 |
| 2868. | David (2mill) | 78.21 | 96% | 2020-04-01 |
| 2869. | Isaac (arcanewaters) | 78.21 | 98% | 2019-01-10 |
| 2870. | 𝕋𝕒𝕫𝕫𝕒 (tazza2) | 78.20 | 96% | 2020-06-14 |
| 2871. | Manne (epicblueberry) | 78.20 | 97% | 2017-08-25 |
| 2872. | Nate (thebignate) | 78.18 | 96% | 2020-08-04 |
| 2873. | Arcle (paraknight) | 78.18 | 97% | 2019-09-29 |
| 2874. | Almer (almersafara) | 78.17 | 97% | 2019-03-04 |
| 2875. | Discipline (huynhkhacdat2) | 78.17 | 94% | 2019-10-01 |
| 2876. | Remo (rotta564) | 78.16 | 96% | 2018-12-23 |
| 2877. | tommy (tommyfall) | 78.16 | 98% | 2020-09-25 |
| 2878. | Andy (everysummer) | 78.14 | 95% | 2020-08-01 |
| 2879. | c8a0a697 (c8a0a697) | 78.14 | 96% | 2019-01-07 |
| 2880. | Garrett (grgarrett) | 78.13 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 2881. | LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... | 78.12 | 96% | 2020-07-05 |
| 2882. | Andre (myagmea) | 78.12 | 97% | 2017-09-27 |
| 2883. | qtq🐇🍊🍰 (qtqtq) | 78.09 | 99% | 2019-12-04 |
| 2884. | Giulio (giulio89) | 78.09 | 96% | 2019-03-08 |
| 2885. | Adam (musterling) | 78.08 | 97% | 2017-09-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |