As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9481. | Skaiski (skaiski) | 85.71 | 98.4% | 2021-02-09 |
| 9482. | maz (maz_) | 85.71 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
| 9483. | JL (jl14) | 85.70 | 97.5% | 2024-09-25 |
| 9484. | Polovski (locluc) | 85.69 | 97% | 2025-08-18 |
| 9485. | Sezuiks (sezuiks) | 85.69 | 98% | 2025-04-27 |
| 9486. | dreadex (dreadex) | 85.69 | 98% | 2022-08-14 |
| 9487. | ElfIv (elfiv) | 85.69 | 98% | 2023-02-05 |
| 9488. | Leenaxio (bbsc5) | 85.69 | 87% | 2016-08-05 |
| 9489. | chris (walchrisc) | 85.68 | 98.2% | 2023-11-05 |
| 9490. | Bob (ryokucha) | 85.68 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 9491. | ( ಠ◡ಠ ) (dezaurdayn) | 85.68 | 98% | 2016-08-31 |
| 9492. | Jean (orangedrum) | 85.67 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
| 9493. | logan (lacton44) | 85.67 | 98% | 2022-04-21 |
| 9494. | Buiman001 (buiman001) | 85.67 | 96% | 2018-12-25 |
| 9495. | Jesse (jchounard) | 85.66 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 9496. | ramennoodles924 (ramennoodl... | 85.66 | 96% | 2022-03-21 |
| 9497. | Parag (parag776) | 85.65 | 97.8% | 2023-06-04 |
| 9498. | 65best (65best) | 85.65 | 96% | 2022-02-13 |
| 9499. | sunE (uwusunny) | 85.65 | 97.8% | 2021-02-16 |
| 9500. | Typing🤯🤯🤯 (sirsoup) | 85.65 | 97% | 2021-04-11 |
| 9501. | Justin (jlim23) | 85.64 | 96% | 2019-12-03 |
| 9502. | Eugene (eugeneteoh) | 85.64 | 97% | 2021-01-31 |
| 9503. | Noman (middlero) | 85.64 | 98% | 2018-06-12 |
| 9504. | Nicholas Hayek (nicholashayek) | 85.63 | 97% | 2022-09-20 |
| 9505. | Ebi (righteousrites) | 85.63 | 97% | 2020-01-14 |
| 9506. | Noah (noah187) | 85.63 | 98% | 2023-04-03 |
| 9507. | ray (rayakakayung) | 85.63 | 97% | 2015-12-03 |
| 9508. | Sangi (sangi38) | 85.62 | 99% | 2022-05-22 |
| 9509. | yuumita (yuumita) | 85.62 | 96% | 2022-06-06 |
| 9510. | Jacques (jacquesp) | 85.62 | 98% | 2021-12-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |