I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21925. | (ajrksh) | 58.98 | 97% | 2019-06-09 |
| 21926. | (luqasis) | 58.98 | 90% | 2015-10-08 |
| 21927. | RIP Byron ❤ (pdnegreiros) | 58.98 | 90% | 2015-12-28 |
| 21928. | Thanh-Nhat (ngothanhnhat) | 58.97 | 97% | 2017-11-18 |
| 21929. | Prof (profklapz) | 58.97 | 94% | 2021-12-16 |
| 21930. | (kaypinky) | 58.97 | 96% | 2020-05-12 |
| 21931. | (soygoblin) | 58.97 | 96% | 2023-08-11 |
| 21932. | (frare) | 58.97 | 94% | 2015-10-16 |
| 21933. | daniel beale (dannyb719) | 58.96 | 95% | 2023-04-13 |
| 21934. | (ngita) | 58.96 | 99% | 2022-01-07 |
| 21935. | (muhzin) | 58.96 | 93% | 2015-04-05 |
| 21936. | gazi (gazi_maksudur) | 58.95 | 97% | 2023-04-09 |
| 21937. | Bohdan (bogdanr) | 58.95 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 21938. | Anton (bug_killer) | 58.95 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
| 21939. | (zamurai) | 58.95 | 96% | 2018-03-22 |
| 21940. | (razzmatazz) | 58.95 | 95% | 2016-08-04 |
| 21941. | type racist (numenx) | 58.94 | 97% | 2023-03-31 |
| 21942. | Pewpewpew (paradoxon) | 58.94 | 94% | 2015-09-22 |
| 21943. | gaurav (gaurav1987pal) | 58.94 | 93% | 2015-07-29 |
| 21944. | (abdullahh2311) | 58.93 | 98% | 2023-03-27 |
| 21945. | Gruffydd (gruffydd) | 58.93 | 87% | 2016-09-06 |
| 21946. | (kroni) | 58.93 | 96% | 2015-12-31 |
| 21947. | tstats[saflowin] (saflowin) | 58.92 | 95% | 2022-10-16 |
| 21948. | (pixql) | 58.92 | 94.5% | 2023-10-21 |
| 21949. | (johnwencelcaldit) | 58.92 | 98% | 2021-03-01 |
| 21950. | (foysalbhuiyan) | 58.91 | 97% | 2021-02-06 |
| 21951. | atirrh (atirrh) | 58.91 | 95% | 2016-11-28 |
| 21952. | Martin (havarka) | 58.91 | 93% | 2015-05-02 |
| 21953. | (piq9117) | 58.91 | 90% | 2015-07-21 |
| 21954. | pun (punoar) | 58.90 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |