Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3499. | Dr. Doof (drdoofdinkusesq) | 70.33 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
| 3500. | Michael Loh (mclec950125) | 70.30 | 96% | 2019-11-06 |
| 3501. | MohammadMahdi (mohmahkho) | 70.29 | 97% | 2019-09-30 |
| 3502. | Trevor (sehguh) | 70.28 | 97% | 2018-09-25 |
| 3503. | Lorreanne (empyreannn) | 70.27 | 98% | 2020-09-10 |
| 3504. | V (vzvz) | 70.27 | 96% | 2019-07-21 |
| 3505. | Adeel (adea1) | 70.26 | 96% | 2018-07-14 |
| 3506. | boo (lolitsme) | 70.26 | 96% | 2020-07-11 |
| 3507. | froggy chair (shadow78755) | 70.26 | 98% | 2018-05-29 |
| 3508. | Lucas (ceebzz) | 70.24 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
| 3509. | SnIPeR (osnipero) | 70.22 | 96% | 2018-08-03 |
| 3510. | Liam (1snowbane420) | 70.22 | 96% | 2019-08-08 |
| 3511. | Leroy (fazecringe) | 70.21 | 97% | 2018-10-05 |
| 3512. | J-Money (jacobbeaudway) | 70.20 | 96% | 2020-09-10 |
| 3513. | Jeff (litboi101) | 70.17 | 95% | 2020-02-02 |
| 3514. | Evelyn (evelynji) | 70.17 | 99% | 2018-06-08 |
| 3515. | Jpg (paradox_jpg) | 70.16 | 94% | 2020-06-14 |
| 3516. | (vultur3) | 70.16 | 96% | 2020-07-06 |
| 3517. | Please use an appropriate u... | 70.13 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 3518. | rasmus (erasmusmustcome) | 70.11 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
| 3519. | Zong (helpmeplsss) | 70.10 | 95% | 2020-07-03 |
| 3520. | Ged (gdewiyasa) | 70.10 | 98% | 2019-03-22 |
| 3521. | Leo (leofuller) | 70.10 | 95% | 2019-09-26 |
| 3522. | Ferry (ferry73) | 70.07 | 97% | 2019-10-08 |
| 3523. | i_love_stasik (i_love_stasik) | 70.07 | 96% | 2019-10-10 |
| 3524. | lambok tulus (lamboktulus1379) | 70.05 | 98% | 2019-12-25 |
| 3525. | R (rg76) | 70.05 | 97% | 2019-07-08 |
| 3526. | simen (weeooweeoo) | 70.04 | 96% | 2019-10-29 |
| 3527. | Jussi (jussuduur) | 70.03 | 98% | 2019-10-04 |
| 3528. | Melisa (colorsunimaginable) | 70.03 | 98% | 2018-05-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |