As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5877. | juswawawa (juswawawawawa) | 95.34 | 98% | 2022-03-28 |
| 5878. | Adrian (adriangat) | 95.34 | 98% | 2023-06-17 |
| 5879. | Ivan (ivanelv) | 95.34 | 98% | 2020-03-31 |
| 5880. | Nuge (nugemcgee) | 95.33 | 95% | 2017-02-15 |
| 5881. | Sherif (zushauque) | 95.33 | 92% | 2016-08-25 |
| 5882. | Amy (arobbins27) | 95.32 | 99% | 2019-08-27 |
| 5883. | Timmy (chet09) | 95.32 | 98.6% | 2024-01-30 |
| 5884. | Dizzy (dizzyk) | 95.32 | 98% | 2016-04-21 |
| 5885. | Blafl (blafl) | 95.32 | 97% | 2016-11-06 |
| 5886. | Justin (corky12831) | 95.31 | 94% | 2015-05-16 |
| 5887. | Robert (nforcer) | 95.31 | 99.5% | 2024-06-05 |
| 5888. | Workman (dagl200) | 95.31 | 99% | 2022-03-31 |
| 5889. | Ahead of you (wadehuangjr) | 95.30 | 100% | 2021-11-03 |
| 5890. | sunny7heLegend (sunnytheleg... | 95.29 | 95% | 2016-11-18 |
| 5891. | TQ (qt_win) | 95.28 | 96.8% | 2024-12-06 |
| 5892. | beFriend💚 (s1l3n7) | 95.28 | 99% | 2020-07-23 |
| 5893. | xd (paradox109) | 95.27 | 96% | 2020-10-27 |
| 5894. | Dante (approved_d) | 95.27 | 98% | 2020-01-22 |
| 5895. | tstats[theraptorjesus] (the... | 95.26 | 95% | 2017-01-16 |
| 5896. | Beau (beauk04) | 95.26 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
| 5897. | Giselle (giselle100) | 95.26 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
| 5898. | Miki (pkong001) | 95.26 | 99% | 2021-07-15 |
| 5899. | th (thanasis2002) | 95.26 | 98% | 2015-08-15 |
| 5900. | touch me (sertouchme) | 95.25 | 99% | 2022-09-14 |
| 5901. | yourrebellioussoul (taomasa) | 95.24 | 98% | 2023-10-22 |
| 5902. | Miguel (m1ggy01) | 95.24 | 97.4% | 2024-06-29 |
| 5903. | Kidsnd274 (kidsnd274) | 95.24 | 95% | 2017-03-07 |
| 5904. | Alien (half_alien) | 95.22 | 99% | 2026-01-13 |
| 5905. | alex (yzyzyzyz) | 95.22 | 96% | 2016-11-23 |
| 5906. | GanmenSmasher (ganmensmasher) | 95.21 | 99% | 2022-07-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |