And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10573. | Joe (superpie94) | 96.57 | 98% | 2018-04-24 |
| 10574. | J (fisterfight) | 96.57 | 96% | 2014-03-04 |
| 10575. | Chris (faithisfear) | 96.57 | 95% | 2011-08-24 |
| 10576. | Nanashi (nanasheen) | 96.56 | 98% | 2022-02-16 |
| 10577. | Noman (khan_noman14) | 96.56 | 99% | 2022-01-07 |
| 10578. | Emanuel (emanuelschlake) | 96.56 | 96% | 2016-09-06 |
| 10579. | rocky (rockycabaero) | 96.56 | — | 2011-02-18 |
| 10580. | jeremy_bearimy (jeremy_bear... | 96.55 | 97% | 2023-01-18 |
| 10581. | Stephen (sgt5d123) | 96.55 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 10582. | Devan (devan) | 96.55 | — | 2009-02-18 |
| 10583. | Raku (gaki) | 96.54 | — | 2010-07-27 |
| 10584. | Koji (kdijkwel) | 96.54 | 91% | 2015-08-01 |
| 10585. | Emily (emibraille) | 96.54 | 97% | 2013-08-19 |
| 10586. | 210 (badoop) | 96.54 | 92% | 2017-01-03 |
| 10587. | Kevin (kevinyvng) | 96.53 | 94% | 2017-05-30 |
| 10588. | Niels (picturetheory) | 96.53 | 97% | 2018-03-03 |
| 10589. | jacklyns (jacklyns) | 96.52 | 98% | 2023-09-14 |
| 10590. | Mark (tenseimaa) | 96.52 | 97% | 2022-01-30 |
| 10591. | Jaswanth (jazzkriss21) | 96.52 | 99% | 2021-01-18 |
| 10592. | NELiXERY (nelixery) | 96.52 | 97% | 2015-06-21 |
| 10593. | Marek (ksydry) | 96.52 | 98% | 2017-01-27 |
| 10594. | CJ (vss1317) | 96.52 | 95% | 2011-08-16 |
| 10595. | son (son2005) | 96.52 | 100% | 2012-09-24 |
| 10596. | K (paradigm) | 96.52 | — | 2008-12-13 |
| 10597. | Mahwish (mahwish) | 96.52 | — | 2008-12-05 |
| 10598. | FalkenFlyver (falkenflyver) | 96.52 | 92% | 2016-11-19 |
| 10599. | Joseph (meshram2001) | 96.51 | 96% | 2022-05-29 |
| 10600. | Shawheen (shawheen) | 96.51 | 92% | 2013-06-08 |
| 10601. | Jared (j_rad) | 96.51 | 94% | 2012-04-26 |
| 10602. | rmbench (rmbench) | 96.50 | 97% | 2022-03-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |