And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
392 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9497. | michshoee (michshoee) | 99.16 | 93% | 2014-11-25 |
| 9498. | clam (obafgkm_dh) | 99.16 | 96% | 2023-03-02 |
| 9499. | Peter (beterban) | 99.16 | 98% | 2021-04-12 |
| 9500. | Existential Explorer (natmac4) | 99.16 | 96% | 2015-02-16 |
| 9501. | : { (john_fin) | 99.15 | 98% | 2015-05-06 |
| 9502. | Dennis (xdmeneer) | 99.15 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
| 9503. | Erik (arigazon) | 99.14 | 98.3% | 2021-02-03 |
| 9504. | choswan (choswan) | 99.14 | 98% | 2019-09-10 |
| 9505. | Stephen (lytstephen) | 99.14 | — | 2010-05-18 |
| 9506. | ☼_☼ (temuramir) | 99.14 | 95% | 2012-07-02 |
| 9507. | SaintTail (sainttail) | 99.13 | 93% | 2016-04-25 |
| 9508. | Bushra (torontoca) | 99.13 | 99% | 2020-10-15 |
| 9509. | Ben (flashspark) | 99.13 | 95% | 2012-07-29 |
| 9510. | Kelli (kellil08) | 99.13 | 99% | 2018-12-26 |
| 9511. | Magnus (delicato) | 99.13 | — | 2009-04-13 |
| 9512. | Sinfullx (sinfullx) | 99.13 | 91% | 2012-04-20 |
| 9513. | David (puchando) | 99.12 | 89% | 2012-12-23 |
| 9514. | Peter (aaubeofcheese) | 99.12 | 99% | 2022-03-13 |
| 9515. | Angelo (eimusupai) | 99.12 | 98% | 2023-01-18 |
| 9516. | Joel (joel_kuhlberg12) | 99.12 | 97% | 2022-11-03 |
| 9517. | Scott (cosmik) | 99.12 | 97% | 2018-10-29 |
| 9518. | Dylan (parable) | 99.12 | — | 2009-03-10 |
| 9519. | Devon (evonde) | 99.12 | 93% | 2013-03-04 |
| 9520. | Sarah ✌(◕‿◕)✌ (s... | 99.11 | 99% | 2014-11-11 |
| 9521. | Patrick (importantshock) | 99.10 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 9522. | Calaeb (pawwz) | 99.10 | 97% | 2019-10-30 |
| 9523. | Michael (bannister) | 99.10 | 98% | 2012-06-24 |
| 9524. | Hal (goscinny2) | 99.10 | 98% | 2018-11-23 |
| 9525. | swimming (swimmingpeas) | 99.09 | 98% | 2023-01-12 |
| 9526. | Steven (stevenqt) | 99.09 | 97% | 2016-12-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |