The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 36843. | Matthew Hernandez (themah1337) | 58.08 | 96% | 2024-05-16 |
| 36844. | Syucers Mamba (syucersmamba) | 58.08 | 95% | 2025-11-14 |
| 36845. | Sword (sword21) | 58.08 | 95% | 2024-12-31 |
| 36846. | taquan (quandeptrai123) | 58.08 | 95.4% | 2024-03-14 |
| 36847. | Skyler (comradsky) | 58.07 | 94% | 2013-02-05 |
| 36848. | Gary (daredevil1962) | 58.07 | 98.8% | 2024-03-11 |
| 36849. | kat (kat_212) | 58.07 | 95.3% | 2024-03-27 |
| 36850. | Lizziee (lukime_nenar6) | 58.07 | 96.6% | 2024-04-12 |
| 36851. | Georgios (asciitype) | 58.07 | 97% | 2024-04-18 |
| 36852. | mokm (mokm) | 58.07 | 95.4% | 2024-07-08 |
| 36853. | pipelined (polarilacari) | 58.07 | 96% | 2022-03-06 |
| 36854. | Camilla (kalopsia00) | 58.07 | 97% | 2024-10-24 |
| 36855. | Arash (aarashh) | 58.07 | 96% | 2024-05-05 |
| 36856. | Yasir Ali (yabbasi1) | 58.07 | 96% | 2024-09-26 |
| 36857. | JPJROBBO137 (jpjrobson137) | 58.07 | 94.9% | 2024-04-29 |
| 36858. | got (gotoneven) | 58.07 | 94% | 2025-09-21 |
| 36859. | Bikram (bikramthapa) | 58.06 | 97% | 2014-11-13 |
| 36860. | Siukey (siukey) | 58.06 | 99% | 2016-07-12 |
| 36861. | Bomber (bomber_nosk) | 58.06 | — | 2010-06-21 |
| 36862. | Emmanuel (i_emmanuel) | 58.06 | 93% | 2015-08-12 |
| 36863. | Seohyun (seororo) | 58.06 | 94% | 2012-09-04 |
| 36864. | lunjai (alunx23) | 58.06 | 96% | 2021-04-08 |
| 36865. | rohan (rhaniyr) | 58.06 | 94% | 2021-03-28 |
| 36866. | dieMandelbrotmenge (just_ad... | 58.06 | 97% | 2024-08-08 |
| 36867. | Felipe (g203_) | 58.06 | 95% | 2022-12-05 |
| 36868. | Dimitarhrstv (hobotarinho) | 58.06 | 95% | 2023-11-17 |
| 36869. | tbareich (tbareich) | 58.06 | 97% | 2024-07-18 |
| 36870. | funnyguy1234 (likeaclowniam... | 58.06 | 98% | 2025-04-08 |
| 36871. | Timothy Jo (timothyjo) | 58.06 | 97% | 2022-04-26 |
| 36872. | Velvet (finalaeon123) | 58.06 | 94% | 2017-04-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |