I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3808. | KnewTon (garywantusi) | 104.98 | 97% | 2025-07-09 |
| 3809. | Djem (djem) | 104.98 | 97% | 2016-01-06 |
| 3810. | Me (perfectaim) | 104.97 | 99% | 2019-04-05 |
| 3811. | Ji (urzz4eva) | 104.97 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 3812. | Vendain (vendain) | 104.97 | 96% | 2015-07-20 |
| 3813. | mike (captaincapitalism) | 104.96 | 98% | 2021-12-25 |
| 3814. | aeromex (aeromex) | 104.95 | 97% | 2023-09-15 |
| 3815. | on earth, as it is in heave... | 104.95 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 3816. | Atomik (atomikality) | 104.95 | 97% | 2017-12-06 |
| 3817. | avery (stridersword) | 104.94 | 98.2% | 2024-06-18 |
| 3818. | The (the_bat100) | 104.94 | 98.5% | 2023-10-24 |
| 3819. | Sadi (kandeemusic) | 104.94 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
| 3820. | Murk (marchell0) | 104.94 | 96% | 2022-10-14 |
| 3821. | Sean (wingless8ird) | 104.94 | 99% | 2020-12-15 |
| 3822. | gavinc (klontz) | 104.94 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 3823. | Fried (frieddust) | 104.94 | 95% | 2015-08-27 |
| 3824. | dgarrett43 (dgarrett43) | 104.93 | 99% | 2024-07-27 |
| 3825. | Ron Ibarra (papinichulo) | 104.93 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
| 3826. | Jonathon (goodstuff11) | 104.93 | 98% | 2021-09-10 |
| 3827. | austin (duckie5) | 104.92 | 97.7% | 2024-12-06 |
| 3828. | Lucas (supermug) | 104.92 | 96% | 2021-09-09 |
| 3829. | Diego (divarela) | 104.91 | 97% | 2025-07-04 |
| 3830. | (atorpy) | 104.90 | 98% | 2022-03-04 |
| 3831. | timtam420 (timtam420) | 104.90 | 99% | 2025-07-26 |
| 3832. | DeSparta (desparta) | 104.88 | 98% | 2025-05-23 |
| 3833. | Peter (pojzo) | 104.88 | 99% | 2022-09-22 |
| 3834. | Dani (d33psc4n) | 104.88 | 96% | 2022-04-28 |
| 3835. | Jee Hoon (grovyle) | 104.88 | 98% | 2016-05-16 |
| 3836. | Trinity (triiniity) | 104.88 | 97% | 2017-07-28 |
| 3837. | Copic (copicable) | 104.87 | 98.5% | 2024-11-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |