The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15502. | Eivind (haskellelephant) | 79.11 | 97% | 2012-07-11 |
| 15503. | Zehll (lightningcloud) | 79.10 | 95% | 2015-03-05 |
| 15504. | casualcarter (casualcarter) | 79.10 | 97% | 2020-05-13 |
| 15505. | Miles (zanarkand) | 79.10 | 95% | 2016-03-10 |
| 15506. | nikhil (ghost9119) | 79.10 | 97% | 2015-03-21 |
| 15507. | Robik (robikx) | 79.10 | 92% | 2014-11-13 |
| 15508. | Kelly (pumpinz) | 79.10 | 96% | 2014-04-03 |
| 15509. | Jiun-Ru (nutmacaca) | 79.10 | 97% | 2012-11-17 |
| 15510. | Noz (nozz) | 79.09 | 89% | 2016-12-06 |
| 15511. | Liam (liamhanrahan) | 79.09 | 96% | 2014-08-27 |
| 15512. | Sporak (cheeseballoon) | 79.09 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 15513. | Smokey (smokeytheoni) | 79.09 | 96% | 2022-09-17 |
| 15514. | Lorenzo (superlorenzo) | 79.09 | 98% | 2022-12-31 |
| 15515. | . (evanisme) | 79.09 | 92% | 2016-05-01 |
| 15516. | Andu (andutwan) | 79.09 | 96.1% | 2021-01-28 |
| 15517. | Dank (dankmachine) | 79.09 | 97% | 2019-05-30 |
| 15518. | Matthew (fourthdude7) | 79.08 | 97% | 2015-07-15 |
| 15519. | Ben (bhoman) | 79.08 | 97% | 2022-11-07 |
| 15520. | Henry (henrybutschool) | 79.08 | 96% | 2022-09-22 |
| 15521. | oki (ok6og) | 79.08 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 15522. | jburd (htimseiluj) | 79.08 | 96% | 2018-03-15 |
| 15523. | Acethro (acethrow) | 79.08 | 97% | 2011-12-25 |
| 15524. | yoimhungry (yoimhungry) | 79.08 | 93% | 2016-06-10 |
| 15525. | paperpack (paperpack) | 79.08 | — | 2009-03-05 |
| 15526. | Super Succ (chriswang236) | 79.08 | 95% | 2016-06-06 |
| 15527. | Aayan (aayanali808) | 79.07 | 95% | 2021-09-30 |
| 15528. | ErgoAsh (ergoash) | 79.07 | 96% | 2022-03-19 |
| 15529. | Topher (cjp0605) | 79.07 | 99% | 2012-10-13 |
| 15530. | 🛞 (otomo) | 79.07 | — | 2011-03-08 |
| 15531. | Mike (qb1222090) | 79.06 | 87% | 2016-10-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |