And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19023. | Kiran (kiran6) | 80.63 | 97% | 2013-03-24 |
| 19024. | Matt (mattseid1) | 80.63 | 98% | 2020-06-27 |
| 19025. | kayvis (itsaragon) | 80.63 | 92% | 2013-05-18 |
| 19026. | J (jreut) | 80.63 | 96% | 2013-01-18 |
| 19027. | cimsunf (cimsunf) | 80.63 | — | 2009-05-02 |
| 19028. | Nemesis (nemesis) | 80.63 | — | 2010-10-19 |
| 19029. | Asgarnian (asgarnian) | 80.62 | 98% | 2012-04-25 |
| 19030. | Michael (pernobo) | 80.62 | 96% | 2016-03-27 |
| 19031. | Luuk (luukdeman111) | 80.62 | 95% | 2015-07-06 |
| 19032. | Vu (kroken_keyboard) | 80.61 | 98% | 2022-03-29 |
| 19033. | Borsalino (crypticinfern0) | 80.61 | 94% | 2016-02-21 |
| 19034. | Ricky (cosmocalypse) | 80.61 | 97% | 2018-06-14 |
| 19035. | quah (fallenhamster) | 80.61 | 97.7% | 2021-02-10 |
| 19036. | Mario (indekkusu) | 80.61 | 90% | 2012-04-22 |
| 19037. | Spork4 (spork4) | 80.61 | 98% | 2018-08-21 |
| 19038. | ✔Realization✈ (bulletso... | 80.61 | 97% | 2017-10-26 |
| 19039. | Hari (haribhaskar7) | 80.60 | 95% | 2013-04-05 |
| 19040. | papermaster_n (papermaster_n) | 80.60 | 95% | 2013-04-30 |
| 19041. | Joega (jeorenz) | 80.60 | 96% | 2019-11-16 |
| 19042. | Max (maltshuler20) | 80.60 | 98% | 2020-04-08 |
| 19043. | mohammed (mohad12211) | 80.60 | 95% | 2020-10-23 |
| 19044. | MenZ (brunomnzs) | 80.60 | 98% | 2014-03-31 |
| 19045. | Jordan (jrae06) | 80.60 | — | 2009-10-24 |
| 19046. | garrett (garrettguy457) | 80.60 | 93% | 2015-04-28 |
| 19047. | the (thebaneet) | 80.59 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
| 19048. | Joël (mr_jacket_potato) | 80.59 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
| 19049. | Kelly (kthrynklly) | 80.59 | — | 2011-01-12 |
| 19050. | aririn (aririn) | 80.59 | 97% | 2014-11-07 |
| 19051. | tekin (tekiner97) | 80.59 | 96% | 2013-08-05 |
| 19052. | nekonyte (nekonyte) | 80.58 | 97% | 2023-07-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |