And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3801. | Twitch.tv/Skibity (tyler_he... | 117.33 | 98% | 2013-05-05 |
| 3802. | w (wonton2) | 117.32 | 98% | 2021-06-18 |
| 3803. | Teresa (terribear) | 117.32 | 96% | 2012-05-28 |
| 3804. | Thom (twcus) | 117.32 | 95% | 2014-01-18 |
| 3805. | Andy (adc4392) | 117.32 | 98% | 2016-08-09 |
| 3806. | wilky (flamowox) | 117.31 | 100% | 2020-10-20 |
| 3807. | Trankerlicer 4 fingers. (pa... | 117.29 | 90% | 2012-11-20 |
| 3808. | Matt (keedz) | 117.29 | 97% | 2012-09-21 |
| 3809. | Teru (carlosott) | 117.28 | 98% | 2022-02-20 |
| 3810. | test (testuser6655) | 117.28 | 98% | 2018-07-23 |
| 3811. | noquit (blusteve) | 117.27 | 99% | 2020-04-22 |
| 3812. | Erin (azrn) | 117.27 | — | 2008-10-09 |
| 3813. | Spencer (55penst) | 117.27 | 96% | 2014-04-19 |
| 3814. | RIP Byron (charlielawl) | 117.26 | 86% | 2012-12-30 |
| 3815. | Teh (tehtehteh) | 117.24 | 97.9% | 2021-02-17 |
| 3816. | sal (italianstallion3) | 117.24 | 98% | 2013-09-29 |
| 3817. | box (paperbox) | 117.23 | 98% | 2013-07-19 |
| 3818. | ReallySlow (whysoslow) | 117.23 | 99% | 2013-12-08 |
| 3819. | Lane (laneondvorak) | 117.21 | 97% | 2022-03-19 |
| 3820. | fishy15 (fishy15) | 117.20 | 98% | 2019-08-04 |
| 3821. | sməxy (smexyflako) | 117.20 | 99% | 2022-02-28 |
| 3822. | More Hurry Less Speed (just... | 117.20 | 96% | 2011-12-05 |
| 3823. | ♥jerry (scionlight) | 117.19 | — | 2010-07-23 |
| 3824. | Seline (pinkfluffy) | 117.19 | 97% | 2012-04-10 |
| 3825. | PR (mrprx) | 117.18 | 97% | 2021-03-28 |
| 3826. | Meh (meh321) | 117.17 | 98% | 2018-03-27 |
| 3827. | Andre (sheepathon) | 117.17 | 90% | 2014-07-20 |
| 3828. | k (kathy100) | 117.15 | — | 2009-04-27 |
| 3829. | Jiyan (dual) | 117.15 | — | 2010-04-22 |
| 3830. | Liran (liranm89) | 117.14 | 94% | 2016-03-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |