Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2181. | D (dmaulish) | 83.73 | 96% | 2020-06-19 |
| 2182. | Harry (hazman) | 83.69 | 98% | 2020-05-06 |
| 2183. | David (dhud098) | 83.66 | 97% | 2018-11-28 |
| 2184. | Membrane69 (keifermatthew) | 83.65 | 98% | 2020-06-12 |
| 2185. | Matthew (matthew243342) | 83.65 | 96% | 2018-11-22 |
| 2186. | josh (joshbuggy) | 83.65 | 96% | 2020-05-13 |
| 2187. | ЭXcessıvϵ (juice43) | 83.63 | 96% | 2018-07-02 |
| 2188. | Filip (anthony1738) | 83.62 | 96% | 2019-05-18 |
| 2189. | Mark (veltzer) | 83.62 | 97% | 2019-02-19 |
| 2190. | Oberyn (walterhunglong) | 83.61 | 97% | 2018-08-18 |
| 2191. | ColgateLife (colgatelife) | 83.58 | 100% | 2020-09-05 |
| 2192. | Amir (wolf_19) | 83.56 | 98% | 2018-11-20 |
| 2193. | (lassolass) | 83.55 | 98% | 2020-07-03 |
| 2194. | Christopher (cprice4124) | 83.55 | 98% | 2018-03-26 |
| 2195. | Xygy (xygy) | 83.54 | 97% | 2018-05-30 |
| 2196. | Tony (bak2r) | 83.54 | 96% | 2019-04-06 |
| 2197. | Paper (paper_) | 83.52 | 98% | 2019-11-05 |
| 2198. | mayarixx (mayarixx) | 83.51 | 98% | 2020-09-24 |
| 2199. | LLY (louispy) | 83.51 | 96% | 2019-11-11 |
| 2200. | Hachemon (hachemon) | 83.50 | 98% | 2018-10-23 |
| 2201. | elnino (elnio2803) | 83.50 | 97% | 2020-06-08 |
| 2202. | Lucyfer (lucyfer42) | 83.49 | 97% | 2019-12-17 |
| 2203. | Chaquir (colaguy2011) | 83.49 | 97% | 2019-07-05 |
| 2204. | rushil (rushil17chawla) | 83.45 | 96% | 2020-01-03 |
| 2205. | Aram (arejmm7) | 83.44 | 97% | 2018-12-25 |
| 2206. | Stephen (bloodwineskg) | 83.43 | 95% | 2018-11-04 |
| 2207. | Shymphony (shymphony) | 83.43 | 96% | 2020-05-17 |
| 2208. | Sunil (chipu) | 83.43 | 98% | 2019-03-21 |
| 2209. | Chicken (deliomio) | 83.42 | 97% | 2020-06-06 |
| 2210. | Pu (pulak) | 83.40 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |