So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11823. | Foxtrot (foxytrot) | 82.15 | 97% | 2022-02-22 |
| 11824. | Dylan (dylantackoor) | 82.15 | 88% | 2015-12-29 |
| 11825. | Tongyi (shent) | 82.15 | 95% | 2016-09-05 |
| 11826. | Teer (resorz) | 82.15 | 93% | 2013-10-18 |
| 11827. | Dylan (ateleisonmybelly) | 82.15 | 96% | 2011-11-22 |
| 11828. | Max (kinginthenorth78) | 82.14 | 96% | 2021-12-07 |
| 11829. | Tim (rmeyes) | 82.14 | 98% | 2012-03-11 |
| 11830. | Ranjit (ranjit) | 82.14 | 94% | 2013-10-04 |
| 11831. | NetBookKid (drdynamicnb) | 82.14 | 98% | 2012-12-22 |
| 11832. | ddd (ryrz) | 82.13 | 97% | 2023-04-16 |
| 11833. | Vans (socalvan) | 82.13 | 95% | 2012-07-27 |
| 11834. | Bede (breadstickx) | 82.13 | 96% | 2021-03-30 |
| 11835. | Jay (jaybeaver) | 82.13 | 93% | 2012-10-12 |
| 11836. | Said (surrenderordie) | 82.13 | 96% | 2015-11-17 |
| 11837. | Stacey (slisac) | 82.13 | 96% | 2012-09-26 |
| 11838. | maks (boredmaks) | 82.13 | 98% | 2013-11-18 |
| 11839. | Ryan (giantsfan39) | 82.12 | 95% | 2022-08-27 |
| 11840. | Vivek (vivekvc) | 82.12 | 96.5% | 2023-06-07 |
| 11841. | Catriona (shibumi) | 82.12 | 100% | 2011-08-28 |
| 11842. | Brent (tyrranicide) | 82.12 | 87% | 2014-08-10 |
| 11843. | pap (papasi) | 82.12 | 99% | 2013-09-16 |
| 11844. | YellowWizard (dood123) | 82.12 | 97% | 2013-11-22 |
| 11845. | Doom's Day (2032) | 82.12 | 94% | 2012-10-06 |
| 11846. | uwu (mr_mint) | 82.11 | 95% | 2022-01-29 |
| 11847. | Baxtiyor (iotype) | 82.11 | 95% | 2022-09-16 |
| 11848. | Erik (ezhou21) | 82.11 | 97% | 2020-11-07 |
| 11849. | Corey (corstar97) | 82.11 | 97% | 2019-11-14 |
| 11850. | Mack (mlewis2018) | 82.11 | 97% | 2019-03-09 |
| 11851. | Jana (toothpik88) | 82.10 | 95% | 2013-01-05 |
| 11852. | electric (tazerling01) | 82.10 | 97% | 2022-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |