As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
16949. | Andrei (cpt_kek) | 63.43 | 99% | 2019-07-05 |
16950. | Rojan (randazzle) | 63.42 | 97% | 2023-06-28 |
16951. | Christian (chri97i9) | 63.42 | 84% | 2015-11-19 |
16952. | Aggle (agglefraggle) | 63.41 | 95% | 2017-11-18 |
16953. | VÄn (pqvan20) | 63.41 | 98% | 2021-11-05 |
16954. | Marvin (marvinesc3) | 63.41 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
16955. | Al (al_gha23) | 63.40 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
16956. | SUCONDESE (layehing) | 63.39 | 96% | 2019-03-03 |
16957. | Ahmed (ahmedeid) | 63.39 | 94% | 2016-12-24 |
16958. | Apollo Quibs (drewanz) | 63.39 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
16959. | Professor (profhase) | 63.39 | 98% | 2017-06-13 |
16960. | weeb (cv01) | 63.39 | 99% | 2017-09-19 |
16961. | đ (kryptoprocta) | 63.39 | 95% | 2021-11-21 |
16962. | Rafar (rafar504) | 63.39 | 95% | 2022-04-07 |
16963. | Sollyy (itssollyy) | 63.39 | 95% | 2017-06-06 |
16964. | fabian (fabiankasun) | 63.39 | 92% | 2017-01-03 |
16965. | Steven (txp2037) | 63.38 | 98% | 2021-01-06 |
16966. | Win (iaintmusk) | 63.38 | 96.9% | 2021-02-08 |
16967. | UpperBound (genfengle) | 63.38 | 96% | 2020-09-11 |
16968. | mayk (naaayt) | 63.38 | 96% | 2017-10-02 |
16969. | Foyez (aflextra) | 63.38 | 96% | 2017-12-19 |
16970. | Papa P (papa_p) | 63.38 | 89% | 2016-07-29 |
16971. | Thomas (thomaschui0204) | 63.38 | 95% | 2019-07-31 |
16972. | Haraldur (patli) | 63.38 | 88% | 2017-05-13 |
16973. | Raccoon Commander (racconco... | 63.38 | 95% | 2016-03-24 |
16974. | George (cheeseman0112) | 63.36 | 96% | 2021-03-12 |
16975. | Tiago (tvilhena) | 63.35 | 93% | 2015-12-23 |
16976. | I Type with 2 Fingers (cybe... | 63.34 | 89% | 2015-10-19 |
16977. | seki (seki12mu) | 63.34 | 97% | 2023-09-06 |
16978. | Zaptronic (zaptronic) | 63.33 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
á Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |