I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13734. | newt (newtalken) | 78.52 | 97% | 2025-12-08 |
| 13735. | Abu (abu_hussain_03) | 78.52 | 98% | 2026-01-15 |
| 13736. | thevan (thevan96) | 78.52 | 97.1% | 2024-04-22 |
| 13737. | Vt (jesuslep) | 78.52 | 90% | 2016-03-12 |
| 13738. | Al (halowzy) | 78.52 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
| 13739. | ashalisalamdanam (ashalisal... | 78.52 | 99% | 2021-06-28 |
| 13740. | Preston (syphix3) | 78.51 | 96.9% | 2024-09-22 |
| 13741. | Austin (bostonredsock) | 78.51 | 99% | 2019-02-14 |
| 13742. | Moacir (moacirnq) | 78.51 | 97% | 2023-09-10 |
| 13743. | Yevhenii (prinzeugen) | 78.51 | 96% | 2021-05-18 |
| 13744. | Manan (mk1123) | 78.50 | 93% | 2015-09-21 |
| 13745. | Mohammed (mi_14) | 78.49 | 98% | 2018-03-09 |
| 13746. | Arvid (chilikorven) | 78.49 | 98% | 2017-06-12 |
| 13747. | Riley (plutoniumz) | 78.49 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 13748. | Cell (cell) | 78.49 | 96% | 2016-07-16 |
| 13749. | Bacosca (bacosca) | 78.49 | 99% | 2015-08-09 |
| 13750. | M (musketeertypist) | 78.48 | 96% | 2017-09-11 |
| 13751. | Maaz (mk25925) | 78.48 | 93% | 2023-02-22 |
| 13752. | Mark (pap1) | 78.48 | 98% | 2023-12-02 |
| 13753. | Jee (justjeejee) | 78.48 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 13754. | The D Legend (the_d_legend) | 78.48 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
| 13755. | David (grimrp3r) | 78.48 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 13756. | Jaffri (jeffli2000) | 78.48 | 96.8% | 2021-02-16 |
| 13757. | Victor (vlnash2002) | 78.48 | 93% | 2022-12-02 |
| 13758. | Lucas (lukasyoi2) | 78.47 | 96% | 2021-08-20 |
| 13759. | -_- (kxs5) | 78.47 | 96% | 2019-09-12 |
| 13760. | Niels (arrivederci19) | 78.47 | 98% | 2022-01-25 |
| 13761. | Barış (epokhe) | 78.47 | 91% | 2016-03-06 |
| 13762. | Mai (itsmemai) | 78.47 | 97% | 2017-02-11 |
| 13763. | Vats (vatsal1999) | 78.46 | 98% | 2019-10-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |