I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11002. | Ali (pixelationz) | 87.21 | 96.8% | 2024-05-08 |
| 11003. | Chetan (comhacks) | 87.21 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
| 11004. | Snail's Pace (hardtack) | 87.21 | 98% | 2018-03-07 |
| 11005. | Bonel (bonel) | 87.20 | 96% | 2021-09-14 |
| 11006. | Haruka (hrksnsk) | 87.20 | 99% | 2021-10-16 |
| 11007. | Sandwich (marlonbrandoseyes) | 87.20 | 99% | 2026-05-21 |
| 11008. | Fran (fran_m) | 87.20 | 99% | 2021-07-07 |
| 11009. | Mitch (writingsnotthateasy) | 87.20 | 98% | 2021-04-05 |
| 11010. | Izzy (izzythompson) | 87.20 | 97% | 2022-10-28 |
| 11011. | Logan (g0atb0lt) | 87.19 | 98% | 2022-03-09 |
| 11012. | linammon_roll (linammon_roll) | 87.18 | 95% | 2025-02-08 |
| 11013. | mike (ttv_cheenis) | 87.18 | 100% | 2020-09-17 |
| 11014. | Angelo (ruly_2002) | 87.18 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
| 11015. | Adilkhan (_paradox_) | 87.18 | 98.8% | 2023-06-13 |
| 11016. | Reniar (ulaner1_) | 87.18 | 97% | 2022-08-15 |
| 11017. | Kres (kresflame) | 87.18 | 98% | 2021-02-23 |
| 11018. | Aaron (aaskw) | 87.17 | 97% | 2020-04-14 |
| 11019. | Idan (pantsless288) | 87.17 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 11020. | pootychess (pootychess) | 87.16 | 96% | 2022-01-26 |
| 11021. | kailh pinks (mrdooks) | 87.16 | 96% | 2021-10-01 |
| 11022. | Kanishk (kanishk101198) | 87.16 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 11023. | George (meanong) | 87.15 | 97% | 2023-02-22 |
| 11024. | Grace (gracelikestorace) | 87.15 | 98% | 2025-03-31 |
| 11025. | Callum (callum__) | 87.15 | 95% | 2021-06-21 |
| 11026. | Emma (thiccladyfingers) | 87.15 | 98% | 2020-03-10 |
| 11027. | Wayne (retroweezy) | 87.15 | 99% | 2020-08-14 |
| 11028. | Jack (jacknachos) | 87.15 | 96% | 2022-07-24 |
| 11029. | Nobody (anhddo) | 87.14 | 98% | 2022-10-14 |
| 11030. | qwerty (longhongc) | 87.14 | 98% | 2022-11-18 |
| 11031. | Eddie (agzastrgath) | 87.14 | 97% | 2020-03-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |