So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23027. | jihizzle (jihizzle) | 63.53 | 96% | 2018-09-14 |
| 23028. | Emil (limeforce) | 63.53 | 94% | 2013-03-18 |
| 23029. | Magali (magalisilva) | 63.53 | 93% | 2013-12-07 |
| 23030. | Sameer (firefoxqb) | 63.52 | 95% | 2021-05-27 |
| 23031. | thomas (takethemall) | 63.52 | 97% | 2023-08-19 |
| 23032. | Elliot (privateplague) | 63.52 | 93% | 2021-03-25 |
| 23033. | Colin (disc_0) | 63.52 | 95% | 2021-01-31 |
| 23034. | Timothy (timoteyo) | 63.52 | 97% | 2015-01-21 |
| 23035. | May (thiyp) | 63.52 | 94% | 2014-08-24 |
| 23036. | Jason (jaybof) | 63.51 | 94% | 2013-09-19 |
| 23037. | Frebe (kurpitskuningas) | 63.51 | 95.1% | 2023-05-19 |
| 23038. | mupppet (mcmuppet) | 63.51 | 95% | 2021-06-17 |
| 23039. | Ravi (raresc) | 63.51 | 82% | 2013-09-27 |
| 23040. | [B]reak[B]oy (breakboy) | 63.51 | — | 2010-08-08 |
| 23041. | asdf (redpanda54321) | 63.51 | 91% | 2016-03-08 |
| 23042. | (nikasaur) | 63.51 | 83% | 2011-12-24 |
| 23043. | Jean (notjean) | 63.50 | 97% | 2017-12-06 |
| 23044. | Anand (itsmeraj___) | 63.50 | 95% | 2023-02-12 |
| 23045. | Pandora (pandora0) | 63.50 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
| 23046. | Murtaza (mmrxyz) | 63.50 | 98% | 2015-09-17 |
| 23047. | Anthony (anthony104) | 63.50 | — | 2011-02-08 |
| 23048. | jenny (jenny24) | 63.50 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 23049. | Dilli (dilliocm) | 63.50 | 98% | 2018-04-06 |
| 23050. | G (bed_of_chaos) | 63.49 | 94% | 2023-07-17 |
| 23051. | Hol (holster) | 63.49 | 94% | 2021-08-20 |
| 23052. | Daniel (wkddngur) | 63.49 | 95% | 2019-09-05 |
| 23053. | kevin (kongdonglong32) | 63.49 | 94% | 2022-01-05 |
| 23054. | Ahmed (ahmed3sami) | 63.49 | 96% | 2022-08-23 |
| 23055. | Vy (shiweist) | 63.49 | — | 2009-05-25 |
| 23056. | John Davy (ngido) | 63.49 | — | 2011-01-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |