So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16291. | David (klassmagicer17) | 74.16 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 16292. | Walle (wallee) | 74.16 | 95% | 2013-01-08 |
| 16293. | 마즈다퍼커 (shop98) | 74.16 | 97% | 2011-12-19 |
| 16294. | sector (sector21) | 74.16 | 97% | 2012-02-06 |
| 16295. | Ashley (darlasue12) | 74.16 | — | 2010-11-09 |
| 16296. | agent (agentcombo) | 74.16 | — | 2010-09-16 |
| 16297. | joe (iijoe) | 74.15 | 95% | 2023-02-04 |
| 16298. | Daniel (danielnickels) | 74.15 | 96% | 2015-12-13 |
| 16299. | Me (cxnsistant) | 74.15 | 96% | 2020-10-15 |
| 16300. | Shin (shinshiin) | 74.15 | 98% | 2019-12-18 |
| 16301. | Master (master_2010) | 74.15 | 95.6% | 2023-07-10 |
| 16302. | Cymno (cymno) | 74.15 | 99% | 2021-03-06 |
| 16303. | John (meep_beep) | 74.14 | 96% | 2022-02-27 |
| 16304. | Rahaldi (blitzboy37) | 74.14 | 97% | 2016-04-24 |
| 16305. | jacob (jacobpierce) | 74.14 | 92% | 2016-10-30 |
| 16306. | Didar (didar860) | 74.14 | 97% | 2019-04-20 |
| 16307. | zheren (pandemic) | 74.13 | 96% | 2012-09-30 |
| 16308. | Son (fireknight_07) | 74.13 | 94% | 2011-07-06 |
| 16309. | Ava (spritemite) | 74.13 | 94% | 2018-01-13 |
| 16310. | Andi (nimrod007) | 74.13 | 98% | 2013-11-07 |
| 16311. | Jinha (jinha) | 74.13 | — | 2010-08-23 |
| 16312. | Charles (clydoscope) | 74.12 | 98% | 2022-11-13 |
| 16313. | thanhmy3love (thanhmy3love) | 74.12 | — | 2010-08-01 |
| 16314. | Not_in_their_name (deth_let... | 74.12 | 97.4% | 2023-10-08 |
| 16315. | subatomic-cat (subatomic_cat) | 74.12 | 99% | 2020-04-02 |
| 16316. | Kou (itsme1) | 74.12 | 97% | 2018-09-19 |
| 16317. | Sonny (sonny2011) | 74.12 | 97% | 2013-07-16 |
| 16318. | Gregory (harrop123) | 74.12 | 95% | 2016-01-01 |
| 16319. | Jacqsault (jyan513) | 74.11 | 98% | 2023-08-28 |
| 16320. | faasterthanyou (kaiou1) | 74.11 | 96% | 2021-02-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |