As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7342. | AlexopoulosC (alexopoulosc) | 90.23 | 96.2% | 2025-04-13 |
| 7343. | Beret (boina) | 90.23 | 98% | 2021-12-15 |
| 7344. | Hadeed (hadeedji) | 90.23 | 99% | 2021-01-13 |
| 7345. | Suzy (colemak5) | 90.23 | 97% | 2015-04-24 |
| 7346. | Abhinav (abhinav92003) | 90.23 | 94% | 2016-08-20 |
| 7347. | hiroshi (roshmadosh) | 90.22 | 98% | 2023-09-14 |
| 7348. | Omar (omarino) | 90.22 | 98% | 2018-11-09 |
| 7349. | Tats (tatss) | 90.21 | 99% | 2021-01-08 |
| 7350. | Marek (ksydry_nt_pbt) | 90.21 | 95% | 2017-05-10 |
| 7351. | Elliot Marklund (helikopetr... | 90.20 | 97.6% | 2025-02-09 |
| 7352. | lakies (lakies) | 90.20 | 98.6% | 2025-04-25 |
| 7353. | Harrius (harrius) | 90.20 | 98% | 2020-09-13 |
| 7354. | Ivan (ivantse) | 90.19 | 96% | 2016-05-01 |
| 7355. | chonk (gooseiman) | 90.19 | 98% | 2022-02-27 |
| 7356. | pablo (druglord) | 90.19 | 98% | 2021-05-09 |
| 7357. | Swiftfyre (msbukkuri) | 90.18 | 96.7% | 2024-03-11 |
| 7358. | Myron (myronronron) | 90.17 | 89% | 2017-02-14 |
| 7359. | huzzyboii (huzzyboii) | 90.17 | 97% | 2023-06-11 |
| 7360. | 14newacc3 (keys02) | 90.17 | 97% | 2022-12-16 |
| 7361. | unnamed (unnamedflower) | 90.17 | 98% | 2021-11-30 |
| 7362. | Shelby (typo5) | 90.17 | 98% | 2021-12-07 |
| 7363. | Pandafu (pandafu) | 90.17 | 98% | 2016-02-04 |
| 7364. | Fred (fredfrettson) | 90.16 | 99% | 2016-11-30 |
| 7365. | Adrian (adrianvn789) | 90.16 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 7366. | noksen (noksen) | 90.15 | 98% | 2022-05-02 |
| 7367. | Emma (embunde7) | 90.15 | 98% | 2022-01-08 |
| 7368. | Calrew (calrew) | 90.15 | 98% | 2021-02-17 |
| 7369. | mattfus (mattfus2) | 90.15 | 99% | 2021-04-09 |
| 7370. | Sonny (sonson88) | 90.15 | 97% | 2017-07-29 |
| 7371. | Jason (epiking) | 90.15 | 98% | 2018-10-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |