The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8361. | Jasper (jasperc) | 92.87 | 91% | 2013-11-04 |
| 8362. | Nathan (nathanpg) | 92.86 | 98% | 2018-09-15 |
| 8363. | urmom (urm0mma) | 92.86 | 98% | 2013-07-04 |
| 8364. | Adam (zamn) | 92.86 | 85% | 2012-01-26 |
| 8365. | Robert (wierdo) | 92.86 | — | 2010-08-09 |
| 8366. | Sammy (toucht) | 92.86 | — | 2009-09-07 |
| 8367. | Rick Hojun (facehunt) | 92.86 | 95% | 2017-01-17 |
| 8368. | Tom (synikalle) | 92.85 | 98% | 2022-04-08 |
| 8369. | King (king_gamesbr) | 92.85 | 96% | 2020-08-14 |
| 8370. | Ferga12345 (ferga12345) | 92.85 | 98% | 2022-07-31 |
| 8371. | henry (henrytoh) | 92.84 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
| 8372. | Cristina (mcruscito) | 92.83 | 96% | 2012-12-09 |
| 8373. | Matthias (mpwagner) | 92.83 | 98.5% | 2023-09-21 |
| 8374. | bob (sami1010) | 92.83 | 98% | 2021-09-12 |
| 8375. | Nick (nickavv) | 92.83 | 93% | 2011-09-28 |
| 8376. | Rommel (thetyper09) | 92.83 | 98% | 2012-03-01 |
| 8377. | Won (wontonst) | 92.82 | 86% | 2013-06-14 |
| 8378. | Daniel (zebrapopcorn) | 92.82 | 97% | 2022-05-09 |
| 8379. | jonathan (jonathangareth) | 92.82 | 98% | 2018-02-21 |
| 8380. | Pandafu (pandafu) | 92.82 | 99% | 2015-03-28 |
| 8381. | Fayaz Ali (fayazalilashari) | 92.82 | 98% | 2012-03-26 |
| 8382. | Bruce (kabayakii) | 92.81 | 96% | 2016-11-17 |
| 8383. | thpenther (sspenkerr) | 92.81 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 8384. | murdershards (murdershards) | 92.81 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
| 8385. | T (tt147) | 92.80 | 99% | 2021-07-30 |
| 8386. | Exquisition (raimi) | 92.80 | 98% | 2018-01-02 |
| 8387. | waterismagnificent (wateris... | 92.79 | 98% | 2021-10-05 |
| 8388. | Jen (jen314) | 92.79 | 99% | 2018-11-27 |
| 8389. | Han (mozes) | 92.78 | 98% | 2014-01-05 |
| 8390. | 65best (dunneljir) | 92.78 | 97% | 2019-11-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |