When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12906. | Jhay Khay Cee (jkcee) | 75.52 | 98% | 2023-07-03 |
| 12907. | Dirty Dan (biscuitmisclick) | 75.52 | 94.2% | 2023-09-28 |
| 12908. | Ahmad (auxinn) | 75.51 | 95% | 2023-05-07 |
| 12909. | Kunsteak (kunsteak) | 75.51 | 96.7% | 2024-02-02 |
| 12910. | Michael (notmaiku) | 75.51 | 96.3% | 2021-02-14 |
| 12911. | Haung (zeropower) | 75.51 | 97% | 2018-03-19 |
| 12912. | Aleksis (pixenix) | 75.51 | 96% | 2017-06-13 |
| 12913. | Daniel (oksshammy) | 75.51 | 97% | 2018-06-18 |
| 12914. | crowxsharingan (crowsharingan) | 75.50 | 96% | 2025-03-18 |
| 12915. | lucia (shql) | 75.50 | 99% | 2018-05-24 |
| 12916. | Baited (baited_it) | 75.50 | 97% | 2020-05-04 |
| 12917. | Dave (fadedave) | 75.50 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 12918. | Fang (fang1216) | 75.50 | 96% | 2017-08-08 |
| 12919. | freebagofgold (freebagofgold) | 75.49 | 94% | 2022-04-08 |
| 12920. | b2 (bittumon) | 75.48 | 96% | 2022-10-04 |
| 12921. | Surendra (frensuren) | 75.48 | 97% | 2021-08-26 |
| 12922. | nana (goomi) | 75.47 | 96% | 2021-09-14 |
| 12923. | Aayush (pandaayush) | 75.47 | 97% | 2023-04-20 |
| 12924. | VIncent (ar968) | 75.47 | 96% | 2019-01-15 |
| 12925. | Creams4 (chadzuko) | 75.46 | 95% | 2021-02-21 |
| 12926. | Ben (_0icydrizzlez0_) | 75.46 | 96% | 2023-06-02 |
| 12927. | Mugiwara (sungodnika69) | 75.46 | 97% | 2024-02-21 |
| 12928. | RaMeN (qweetrtyt) | 75.46 | 96% | 2023-10-13 |
| 12929. | Lauren (lauren2020) | 75.46 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 12930. | Alejandro (appleonama1) | 75.46 | 97% | 2017-08-12 |
| 12931. | Nishchit (mr0bn0xi0us) | 75.45 | 98% | 2021-11-21 |
| 12932. | Josh (nqch) | 75.45 | 95% | 2022-06-07 |
| 12933. | Joel (joeljohnstone) | 75.45 | 99% | 2022-05-30 |
| 12934. | Rens (imsoslowitsembarissing) | 75.45 | 96.3% | 2021-02-19 |
| 12935. | Lord (lordaizen707) | 75.45 | 98% | 2020-07-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |