I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19253. | Katherine (zephyrred) | 65.43 | 96% | 2020-12-28 |
| 19254. | Shadab (acclr8) | 65.43 | 97% | 2019-09-08 |
| 19255. | G Dragon (g.w.l.griffiths@b... | 65.43 | 91% | 2017-01-08 |
| 19256. | parth (parthb) | 65.43 | 89% | 2015-08-08 |
| 19257. | Jade (thanhchuyen) | 65.43 | 98% | 2016-08-04 |
| 19258. | dunil (duniltmg1) | 65.43 | 93% | 2015-04-15 |
| 19259. | Brainaic (brainaic) | 65.43 | 92% | 2016-11-08 |
| 19260. | Tamir (shallow_owl) | 65.42 | 96% | 2022-07-27 |
| 19261. | Tyler (hiboflavin) | 65.42 | 90% | 2016-04-23 |
| 19262. | Theerapat Somnam (mrdezpair) | 65.42 | 96% | 2023-03-03 |
| 19263. | Taylor (elephanttay) | 65.42 | 98% | 2023-09-16 |
| 19264. | Tinkerino (tinkerino) | 65.42 | 91% | 2016-04-13 |
| 19265. | Yarin (xyarin) | 65.41 | 95% | 2020-11-05 |
| 19266. | peepoglad (swempert) | 65.41 | 94% | 2023-05-15 |
| 19267. | geogeo3 (geogeo3) | 65.41 | 95% | 2023-02-14 |
| 19268. | Pavel Kotsev (pkotsev) | 65.41 | 98% | 2021-05-26 |
| 19269. | Tom Bridger (tom_bridger) | 65.40 | 96% | 2025-02-02 |
| 19270. | Justin (pancakemaster216) | 65.40 | 94% | 2018-12-06 |
| 19271. | Nasir (nasirkabir) | 65.40 | 96.2% | 2021-02-03 |
| 19272. | Thorsten (thorstel) | 65.40 | 98% | 2015-12-28 |
| 19273. | mg (mg500) | 65.40 | 89% | 2017-05-14 |
| 19274. | SpeedBoat (flintflanagan) | 65.39 | 96% | 2022-07-12 |
| 19275. | J (punpun1234) | 65.39 | 97.5% | 2023-06-27 |
| 19276. | Reese (saturnino101) | 65.39 | 98% | 2016-02-25 |
| 19277. | Ivo (ivosu_10) | 65.39 | 96% | 2021-06-04 |
| 19278. | Sam (sam1490) | 65.38 | 95% | 2023-05-30 |
| 19279. | jay (jay1212) | 65.38 | 94% | 2015-08-01 |
| 19280. | Chris (chink344) | 65.38 | 95% | 2019-08-07 |
| 19281. | Colonia (coloniasophie28) | 65.38 | 94% | 2021-06-18 |
| 19282. | Mohamed (kidjunky) | 65.38 | 88% | 2016-05-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |