So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9417. | En (vailone) | 86.90 | 93% | 2016-10-21 |
| 9418. | wonder wave (wonderwave2) | 86.89 | 91% | 2016-01-28 |
| 9419. | stephen (sgvnut) | 86.89 | 98% | 2015-10-14 |
| 9420. | anawar (anawarawm) | 86.89 | 90% | 2015-07-01 |
| 9421. | aero (aeroagg15) | 86.89 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 9422. | Predator (predator_017) | 86.89 | 99% | 2023-03-17 |
| 9423. | Hayk (hayk) | 86.89 | — | 2011-01-16 |
| 9424. | Christopher (xirsch) | 86.89 | — | 2010-12-01 |
| 9425. | Agent (agenttyty) | 86.89 | 96% | 2018-04-11 |
| 9426. | Umberto (peixinho) | 86.89 | 93% | 2012-09-19 |
| 9427. | www (dieucra) | 86.89 | 98% | 2016-07-02 |
| 9428. | Austin (hamilogre) | 86.88 | — | 2009-06-29 |
| 9429. | Almond (almondcookie) | 86.88 | 98% | 2013-05-03 |
| 9430. | Ciroquma (ciroquma) | 86.88 | 90% | 2014-04-03 |
| 9431. | Nob (nobvon) | 86.88 | 98% | 2014-02-08 |
| 9432. | DaCaN (dacan) | 86.88 | 97% | 2011-10-28 |
| 9433. | Pako (pakohd) | 86.87 | 97% | 2023-05-11 |
| 9434. | P (pacochen) | 86.87 | 98% | 2022-07-12 |
| 9435. | brackety (brackety) | 86.87 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 9436. | Grey (grey2) | 86.87 | 99% | 2023-09-01 |
| 9437. | God (jpaul100) | 86.87 | 96.4% | 2023-07-12 |
| 9438. | tstats[oldfriend] (oldfriend) | 86.87 | 97% | 2023-03-10 |
| 9439. | Grace (kitsumi) | 86.87 | 96% | 2012-03-01 |
| 9440. | Pat (ralphxcrunner) | 86.87 | — | 2009-03-10 |
| 9441. | Eli (iggy) | 86.87 | 90% | 2013-02-08 |
| 9442. | Nobody (anhddo) | 86.86 | 98% | 2022-10-31 |
| 9443. | Ktnix (ktnix) | 86.86 | 98% | 2021-12-12 |
| 9444. | WaffleAbs (waffleabs) | 86.86 | 97% | 2021-04-13 |
| 9445. | Ben (sworkles) | 86.86 | — | 2009-04-17 |
| 9446. | Verity (verity_2) | 86.86 | 94% | 2013-09-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |