So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25941. | Archer7703 (archer7703) | 59.36 | 95% | 2021-12-23 |
| 25942. | earnin (duvks) | 59.36 | 95% | 2022-09-07 |
| 25943. | Fpicklers (fpickles) | 59.36 | 98% | 2021-03-12 |
| 25944. | hector (hectoraki) | 59.36 | 97% | 2014-04-02 |
| 25945. | Johnsy (johnsy) | 59.36 | — | 2009-11-09 |
| 25946. | Alexia (lexcellent) | 59.35 | 92% | 2016-11-09 |
| 25947. | Lostdawg3 (lostdawg3) | 59.35 | 93% | 2022-02-05 |
| 25948. | Loukas (loukatar) | 59.35 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 25949. | MenacingPotato (nick199804) | 59.35 | 93% | 2015-10-13 |
| 25950. | draft (shinbee) | 59.35 | 92% | 2011-10-18 |
| 25951. | erik (wurliep81) | 59.35 | 95% | 2014-11-18 |
| 25952. | Shu (shuhang1106) | 59.35 | 98% | 2017-09-01 |
| 25953. | Wojtaz (behenate) | 59.34 | 95% | 2021-03-07 |
| 25954. | bacaala (bacaala) | 59.34 | 93% | 2022-05-02 |
| 25955. | Lan Huong (my_own_way2012) | 59.34 | — | 2009-09-25 |
| 25956. | Mercedes (123buocdeu) | 59.34 | — | 2009-09-07 |
| 25957. | thenu (lcfrmrngstr) | 59.33 | 96% | 2021-10-17 |
| 25958. | ALI (wheresmycar) | 59.33 | 95% | 2021-06-22 |
| 25959. | coco (ncxley) | 59.33 | 97% | 2019-08-17 |
| 25960. | Ahmad (pakboy) | 59.33 | 95% | 2018-08-03 |
| 25961. | Sebbe (xlntbowler) | 59.33 | 94% | 2016-02-15 |
| 25962. | Anonsxb (anonymousxb) | 59.32 | 98% | 2023-05-16 |
| 25963. | carl (carl0s) | 59.32 | 94% | 2012-10-14 |
| 25964. | Franco (franco96) | 59.32 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 25965. | Dylan (odps) | 59.32 | 90% | 2015-11-19 |
| 25966. | ine (inesth) | 59.32 | 95% | 2016-10-13 |
| 25967. | Marianne (marf) | 59.32 | — | 2008-10-10 |
| 25968. | Saad (the_gentleman_bo) | 59.31 | 94% | 2021-02-10 |
| 25969. | iracebackwards (stalker.tk@... | 59.31 | 87% | 2012-11-03 |
| 25970. | Cole (koalapear) | 59.31 | 95% | 2015-06-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |