So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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25201. | ser (sseerr) | 58.76 | 93% | 2014-04-01 |
25202. | rraert (rraertrraert) | 58.75 | 94% | 2023-09-12 |
25203. | Adam (apollo1) | 58.75 | 92% | 2012-07-21 |
25204. | Ian (raulrome) | 58.75 | 94% | 2014-06-13 |
25205. | jays (jaysoke) | 58.75 | 89% | 2013-11-02 |
25206. | King (mayoliquid) | 58.75 | 90% | 2016-03-07 |
25207. | Illya (neyasit) | 58.75 | 95% | 2016-10-26 |
25208. | chase (chase268) | 58.75 | 92% | 2012-12-03 |
25209. | ashaq (ashaq.bhat@yahoo.com) | 58.75 | 94% | 2015-11-08 |
25210. | anas (qanass) | 58.74 | 98% | 2022-01-07 |
25211. | James (disner) | 58.74 | 95% | 2019-07-29 |
25212. | Emily (emilydrev) | 58.73 | 94% | 2018-10-09 |
25213. | JFJ (jfjbeats) | 58.73 | 97% | 2022-11-29 |
25214. | ScarlettSu (scarlettsu) | 58.73 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
25215. | Dimash (haosink) | 58.73 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
25216. | SW12D026 (batjargal) | 58.73 | 87% | 2012-12-13 |
25217. | roddle (r0ddle) | 58.72 | 96% | 2022-08-18 |
25218. | Cash (casher69) | 58.72 | 94% | 2023-04-28 |
25219. | Link|is|cute (sakuler) | 58.72 | 95% | 2021-03-21 |
25220. | Peter (vajco) | 58.72 | 97% | 2021-12-09 |
25221. | lol (vastly_blank) | 58.72 | 97.7% | 2021-02-22 |
25222. | Kiyoshi (mikaro) | 58.72 | 97% | 2019-04-27 |
25223. | James (demfeels) | 58.72 | 96% | 2018-01-21 |
25224. | Abby (paintingcat12) | 58.72 | 84% | 2015-03-12 |
25225. | Mykie Sixx (mykiesixx) | 58.72 | 98% | 2013-08-12 |
25226. | Sam (samue_l) | 58.71 | 93% | 2020-06-15 |
25227. | Thomas Edward (feeshmane) | 58.71 | 98% | 2019-04-18 |
25228. | Bruce Gill (brucebag10) | 58.71 | 99% | 2023-08-25 |
25229. | vinobien (vinobien) | 58.71 | 97% | 2023-01-08 |
25230. | Lasse (lasjn) | 58.71 | 94% | 2021-02-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |