So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14012. | Joe (joeshmoe2220) | 78.00 | 96% | 2015-05-21 |
| 14013. | Gabbie (gg13) | 77.99 | 97.2% | 2023-05-15 |
| 14014. | Jupiter8000 (jupiter8000) | 77.99 | 98% | 2022-09-17 |
| 14015. | milo (flyguymi) | 77.99 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
| 14016. | Pranto (pranto2722) | 77.99 | 98% | 2019-12-15 |
| 14017. | SHelley (birdlady) | 77.99 | — | 2010-04-03 |
| 14018. | Tiago (tvilhena) | 77.99 | 97% | 2015-04-10 |
| 14019. | Jen! (samara2013) | 77.99 | 95% | 2013-04-29 |
| 14020. | JellyBelly (alhaqiqa) | 77.99 | 98% | 2017-02-09 |
| 14021. | beanz (beanzrgood) | 77.98 | 96% | 2023-02-26 |
| 14022. | nothim (notperseus) | 77.98 | 98% | 2023-09-25 |
| 14023. | Enclosed (enclosedletter) | 77.98 | 98% | 2020-04-05 |
| 14024. | b (bonkadonks) | 77.98 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 14025. | Eva (diablo72927) | 77.98 | — | 2010-06-18 |
| 14026. | Sak (sakiii) | 77.98 | — | 2010-11-03 |
| 14027. | Crashie (exploiter911) | 77.98 | 95% | 2017-08-29 |
| 14028. | Yuglooc (yuglooc) | 77.97 | 96% | 2021-10-18 |
| 14029. | dup (dupdup23) | 77.97 | 97% | 2022-08-14 |
| 14030. | Paddy (paddyl) | 77.97 | 99% | 2022-08-17 |
| 14031. | Ethan (raintalonx) | 77.97 | 96% | 2022-08-07 |
| 14032. | Mhark (mharkmharkmhark) | 77.97 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
| 14033. | Nik (brila_edge) | 77.97 | 96.1% | 2021-02-24 |
| 14034. | Jonathan (fallsforautumn) | 77.97 | — | 2010-03-29 |
| 14035. | wayne (nonlimit) | 77.97 | — | 2010-12-09 |
| 14036. | Wave (wave) | 77.97 | — | 2009-08-02 |
| 14037. | David (kahnmd35) | 77.97 | 100% | 2018-08-16 |
| 14038. | Lnrsdw (elcidvirgel) | 77.96 | 96% | 2022-12-01 |
| 14039. | YOURMUM (___yourdad___) | 77.96 | 98% | 2022-10-07 |
| 14040. | auoaeu (aoeuhe) | 77.96 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
| 14041. | christo (christo_) | 77.96 | 97% | 2022-11-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |