I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5340. | Billy (battlefieldragon) | 101.63 | 99% | 2021-11-07 |
| 5341. | Isaac (newton6674) | 101.62 | 99% | 2025-03-21 |
| 5342. | Shlock (shlockington) | 101.61 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
| 5343. | Hailee (perkypotato) | 101.61 | 98% | 2019-08-12 |
| 5344. | maplenoodle (maplenoodle) | 101.60 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 5345. | Roma (useflame) | 101.60 | 98% | 2020-05-18 |
| 5346. | alse (edgemaxxing) | 101.59 | 96% | 2025-06-02 |
| 5347. | John (none_0) | 101.59 | 98.7% | 2024-04-04 |
| 5348. | Regin (yoloburgerking) | 101.58 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 5349. | failzor (failzor) | 101.58 | 97% | 2018-09-09 |
| 5350. | Lance (lznce) | 101.57 | 97% | 2025-01-25 |
| 5351. | Sofia (sofia1123) | 101.57 | 99% | 2022-03-12 |
| 5352. | Mateusz (mamba908) | 101.56 | 99.3% | 2024-12-03 |
| 5353. | geras (gerastv) | 101.56 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
| 5354. | eversincemybrotherdied (eve... | 101.55 | 98% | 2022-02-22 |
| 5355. | David (fzbx9500) | 101.55 | 97% | 2025-10-27 |
| 5356. | DemaciaLoL (demacialol) | 101.54 | 98% | 2024-07-08 |
| 5357. | Nithin (useless_net) | 101.54 | 97% | 2021-12-20 |
| 5358. | Momoteta (momoteta) | 101.54 | 97% | 2022-08-14 |
| 5359. | Jon (orangeoj) | 101.54 | 98% | 2023-01-13 |
| 5360. | Sean (harrigan) | 101.54 | 99% | 2023-04-06 |
| 5361. | Gil (gilga) | 101.54 | 96% | 2023-01-16 |
| 5362. | P (pacochen) | 101.54 | 98% | 2022-11-09 |
| 5363. | Joel (joel5534) | 101.54 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 5364. | Jonathon (goodstuff11) | 101.54 | 98% | 2021-05-10 |
| 5365. | anran (phoenixxes) | 101.53 | 99% | 2021-08-27 |
| 5366. | king (fawmen) | 101.53 | 96% | 2022-09-25 |
| 5367. | da (causenetsofv) | 101.53 | 99% | 2021-01-26 |
| 5368. | Brooke (yukui) | 101.52 | 98.2% | 2024-11-10 |
| 5369. | gjzvjzsn4 (gjzvjzsn4) | 101.52 | 97% | 2025-09-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |