As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8107. | Jason (jayjayghetto) | 88.86 | 95% | 2015-05-09 |
| 8108. | Colin (blank9167) | 88.85 | 96% | 2020-07-13 |
| 8109. | Paul (bruh1241) | 88.85 | 97% | 2022-07-03 |
| 8110. | Pallav (pallav123goyal) | 88.85 | 99% | 2022-09-20 |
| 8111. | wadezkii (wadezkii) | 88.85 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 8112. | Owen (123ojb) | 88.85 | 97.8% | 2024-08-31 |
| 8113. | alicks (avelexious) | 88.85 | 98% | 2019-01-10 |
| 8114. | newt (newtalken) | 88.84 | 99% | 2025-08-22 |
| 8115. | matt (that_one_guy178) | 88.84 | 96.7% | 2024-01-10 |
| 8116. | sidd (siddvader) | 88.84 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 8117. | Alesy (alesyb) | 88.84 | 99% | 2017-10-31 |
| 8118. | Hoyman (hoyman) | 88.83 | 98% | 2016-08-17 |
| 8119. | vncntjms (ecniv) | 88.83 | 95% | 2016-09-21 |
| 8120. | zeeeef (seezylol) | 88.83 | 97% | 2019-11-04 |
| 8121. | Chumchum (aldzia) | 88.83 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
| 8122. | Michael (yuleahcim) | 88.83 | 96% | 2016-01-24 |
| 8123. | Kaushal (kaushalrijal) | 88.82 | 97% | 2025-10-15 |
| 8124. | P (pacochen) | 88.82 | 98% | 2022-07-15 |
| 8125. | Michael (micklepru) | 88.82 | 98% | 2018-04-14 |
| 8126. | Mihir (plibither8) | 88.81 | 98.4% | 2023-09-06 |
| 8127. | Archaeic (vexurozian) | 88.81 | 81% | 2016-10-31 |
| 8128. | Prakash (prakashmg) | 88.81 | 96% | 2025-05-14 |
| 8129. | Thorondir (thorondir) | 88.81 | 96% | 2019-04-03 |
| 8130. | Kevin (pubhub) | 88.81 | 98% | 2019-10-30 |
| 8131. | Luan (minhluan1590) | 88.81 | 96% | 2016-04-25 |
| 8132. | xinijia (xinijia) | 88.80 | 97.1% | 2025-06-05 |
| 8133. | Christopher (chrischafin) | 88.80 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 8134. | Clayborn (clayborn) | 88.80 | 99% | 2023-01-15 |
| 8135. | pluto (plutto) | 88.80 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 8136. | keyspect (stalence) | 88.80 | 97% | 2020-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |