As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8062. | Jason (jayjayghetto) | 88.86 | 95% | 2015-05-09 |
| 8063. | Colin (blank9167) | 88.85 | 96% | 2020-07-13 |
| 8064. | Paul (bruh1241) | 88.85 | 97% | 2022-07-03 |
| 8065. | Pallav (pallav123goyal) | 88.85 | 99% | 2022-09-20 |
| 8066. | wadezkii (wadezkii) | 88.85 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 8067. | Owen (123ojb) | 88.85 | 97.8% | 2024-08-31 |
| 8068. | alicks (avelexious) | 88.85 | 98% | 2019-01-10 |
| 8069. | newt (newtalken) | 88.84 | 99% | 2025-08-22 |
| 8070. | matt (that_one_guy178) | 88.84 | 96.7% | 2024-01-10 |
| 8071. | sidd (siddvader) | 88.84 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 8072. | Alesy (alesyb) | 88.84 | 99% | 2017-10-31 |
| 8073. | Hoyman (hoyman) | 88.83 | 98% | 2016-08-17 |
| 8074. | vncntjms (ecniv) | 88.83 | 95% | 2016-09-21 |
| 8075. | zeeeef (seezylol) | 88.83 | 97% | 2019-11-04 |
| 8076. | Aldzia (aldzia) | 88.83 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
| 8077. | Michael (yuleahcim) | 88.83 | 96% | 2016-01-24 |
| 8078. | Kaushal (kaushalrijal) | 88.82 | 97% | 2025-10-15 |
| 8079. | P (pacochen) | 88.82 | 98% | 2022-07-15 |
| 8080. | Michael (micklepru) | 88.82 | 98% | 2018-04-14 |
| 8081. | Mihir (plibither8) | 88.81 | 98.4% | 2023-09-06 |
| 8082. | Archaeic (vexurozian) | 88.81 | 81% | 2016-10-31 |
| 8083. | Prakash (prakashmg) | 88.81 | 96% | 2025-05-14 |
| 8084. | Thorondir (thorondir) | 88.81 | 96% | 2019-04-03 |
| 8085. | Kevin (pubhub) | 88.81 | 98% | 2019-10-30 |
| 8086. | Luan (minhluan1590) | 88.81 | 96% | 2016-04-25 |
| 8087. | xinijia (xinijia) | 88.80 | 97.1% | 2025-06-05 |
| 8088. | Christopher (chrischafin) | 88.80 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 8089. | Clayborn (clayborn) | 88.80 | 99% | 2023-01-15 |
| 8090. | pluto (plutto) | 88.80 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 8091. | keyspect (stalence) | 88.80 | 97% | 2020-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |