I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6704. | Will (enthed) | 95.18 | 95% | 2016-10-22 |
| 6705. | Beene (beenes) | 95.18 | 96% | 2025-03-19 |
| 6706. | kbd warior (spykids3) | 95.18 | 97% | 2022-05-24 |
| 6707. | Kian (oneki) | 95.17 | 97% | 2020-01-27 |
| 6708. | Brandon (brandonsg) | 95.17 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
| 6709. | Micaherl (sunsoutbunsout) | 95.17 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 6710. | Kai (firefreak) | 95.17 | 96% | 2016-02-22 |
| 6711. | Ashvin (ashislearning) | 95.16 | 98.3% | 2023-09-17 |
| 6712. | Katie (klennon) | 95.16 | 98% | 2016-01-25 |
| 6713. | No (bambusnippel) | 95.16 | 98% | 2019-09-25 |
| 6714. | Genocider (genocidersho) | 95.16 | 96% | 2017-02-11 |
| 6715. | Joost (me4rts) | 95.15 | 98% | 2017-10-30 |
| 6716. | tanjung (tanjungtech) | 95.15 | 96% | 2015-06-29 |
| 6717. | CN (charismanguyen) | 95.14 | 93% | 2015-06-14 |
| 6718. | cellsaga (cellsaga) | 95.14 | 99% | 2019-03-10 |
| 6719. | Eric (bjoany) | 95.14 | 98% | 2019-07-20 |
| 6720. | Apprentoc (apprentoc) | 95.13 | 99% | 2020-04-16 |
| 6721. | Christian (casey_white) | 95.13 | 99% | 2022-11-09 |
| 6722. | P (pacochen) | 95.13 | 98.7% | 2024-10-09 |
| 6723. | Zorro (zorro_2017) | 95.13 | 98% | 2017-07-31 |
| 6724. | Jaunty (jaunty_jalopy) | 95.13 | 100% | 2023-04-19 |
| 6725. | New typer (otherslowtyper) | 95.12 | 98.5% | 2023-09-20 |
| 6726. | yorha (automata) | 95.12 | 97% | 2017-05-27 |
| 6727. | ArchonToast (arch_types) | 95.11 | 96.4% | 2023-06-03 |
| 6728. | mhd0 (mhd0) | 95.11 | 99% | 2017-08-16 |
| 6729. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (polygonalr) | 95.11 | 93% | 2016-05-17 |
| 6730. | Mitch◕‿◕ (swerkxs) | 95.11 | 98% | 2026-05-24 |
| 6731. | jung tia (jungkt) | 95.10 | 96.3% | 2024-05-08 |
| 6732. | SomethingAzn (somethingazn) | 95.10 | 95% | 2019-02-22 |
| 6733. | Kartavya (kartavyajain) | 95.10 | 98% | 2021-03-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |