The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1854. | Batman (arcanigma) | 118.34 | 95% | 2012-10-12 |
| 1855. | (zealindaus) | 118.33 | 100% | 2021-03-17 |
| 1856. | Hobn (hobn) | 118.33 | 98% | 2013-04-05 |
| 1857. | Joe (benjones123123) | 118.33 | 98% | 2016-05-10 |
| 1858. | Mail (mailorder3) | 118.32 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 1859. | David (khalon) | 118.32 | 97% | 2023-04-25 |
| 1860. | Casey (raven_skorge) | 118.32 | 95% | 2014-04-11 |
| 1861. | Vayen (vayenpr) | 118.31 | 98% | 2013-05-20 |
| 1862. | Bill (billbistline) | 118.31 | 94% | 2013-07-22 |
| 1863. | Roger (rogedoge) | 118.29 | 99% | 2018-09-19 |
| 1864. | 27thave.bandcamp.com (xxcru... | 118.29 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 1865. | (six6) | 118.29 | 99% | 2021-07-08 |
| 1866. | Miki (frenkthetenk) | 118.29 | 98% | 2016-07-16 |
| 1867. | Don (dpease7894) | 118.29 | 94% | 2015-07-28 |
| 1868. | Financier (darkmonk) | 118.29 | 97% | 2017-04-30 |
| 1869. | A (amo221) | 118.29 | — | 2010-09-08 |
| 1870. | pak (packedup) | 118.28 | — | 2008-08-25 |
| 1871. | aqibPak (aqibpak) | 118.27 | 98% | 2023-08-24 |
| 1872. | Jeff (ninjallamaz) | 118.26 | 96% | 2012-10-10 |
| 1873. | Razgrizaces (razgrizaces) | 118.26 | 95% | 2016-12-12 |
| 1874. | Phish (phishstickingtonz) | 118.26 | 98% | 2017-08-13 |
| 1875. | mehfxz (maweomg) | 118.26 | 91% | 2013-04-02 |
| 1876. | F (foot) | 118.26 | 96% | 2011-09-28 |
| 1877. | Karl (apost4sy) | 118.26 | 92% | 2013-06-20 |
| 1878. | Frank (y0l0sweq) | 118.25 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
| 1879. | bad (very_bad_at_typing) | 118.24 | 99% | 2023-06-10 |
| 1880. | BryBry (lolimeth) | 118.24 | 98% | 2017-07-02 |
| 1881. | Jan (ashemon) | 118.23 | 96% | 2012-02-26 |
| 1882. | Depak (narianu) | 118.22 | 99% | 2022-01-07 |
| 1883. | Dr. (dummytron) | 118.22 | 97% | 2013-05-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |