So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14921. | Sidveed (sidveed) | 76.43 | 96.9% | 2021-01-30 |
| 14922. | Phan Quoc (fabregastiti) | 76.43 | 91% | 2011-05-14 |
| 14923. | Algen (algenhills) | 76.43 | 85% | 2016-01-24 |
| 14924. | iep (iebeaux) | 76.42 | 96% | 2022-04-04 |
| 14925. | Robert (lupovolk) | 76.42 | 97.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 14926. | Tucker (tukcker) | 76.42 | 96% | 2021-05-21 |
| 14927. | I have never lost a single ... | 76.42 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
| 14928. | Sean (thoughtprocess) | 76.42 | — | 2009-10-19 |
| 14929. | Teen (teenunicorn) | 76.42 | 95% | 2015-12-15 |
| 14930. | Jin (jin168) | 76.42 | 99% | 2011-07-24 |
| 14931. | Matt (mattdowning91) | 76.41 | 97% | 2018-04-06 |
| 14932. | 0DDity (goonscot) | 76.41 | 98% | 2015-01-15 |
| 14933. | David (hanid3) | 76.41 | 97% | 2022-03-04 |
| 14934. | Blade (seekndstroy) | 76.41 | 96% | 2018-05-17 |
| 14935. | Kaylie (kayliezach) | 76.41 | 95% | 2016-02-17 |
| 14936. | Adrien (reveparti) | 76.41 | — | 2009-01-10 |
| 14937. | vldv44_ (vldv44_) | 76.40 | 96% | 2023-10-09 |
| 14938. | Rodrigo (pacha2880) | 76.40 | 97% | 2022-12-14 |
| 14939. | Axcel (savitar20) | 76.39 | 97.2% | 2023-07-22 |
| 14940. | Sulayman (henzeg) | 76.39 | 97% | 2022-04-24 |
| 14941. | Icicle (icicle25) | 76.39 | — | 2010-10-23 |
| 14942. | Myro Bryan (iskwagong) | 76.39 | 95% | 2021-05-01 |
| 14943. | blanc (blanc_145) | 76.39 | 95.3% | 2021-02-17 |
| 14944. | Kyle (kjwhite88) | 76.39 | — | 2010-12-29 |
| 14945. | Mohit (mohitisgreat) | 76.39 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 14946. | wakawakaaa (wakaah) | 76.39 | 92% | 2016-09-02 |
| 14947. | Daniel (vugla1994) | 76.39 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
| 14948. | John (jca1987) | 76.39 | 95% | 2011-08-05 |
| 14949. | Shahed (shahed_hasan) | 76.38 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 14950. | Mauzy (mauzy) | 76.38 | 95% | 2023-04-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |