So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9349. | (tinklesticks) | 86.61 | 97.4% | 2021-02-22 |
| 9350. | (pirlize) | 86.60 | 97% | 2012-10-28 |
| 9351. | (noahhh) | 86.59 | 94% | 2012-10-09 |
| 9352. | (azzinoth) | 86.59 | 96% | 2014-11-04 |
| 9353. | (woodwheel) | 86.59 | 93% | 2011-10-22 |
| 9354. | (rayakakayung) | 86.59 | 99% | 2013-01-08 |
| 9355. | liugaobang (a_yellow_evan) | 86.58 | 97% | 2023-02-26 |
| 9356. | (nelson_kempkey) | 86.58 | 98% | 2021-03-07 |
| 9357. | (dr_steel_hammer) | 86.58 | 95% | 2013-01-28 |
| 9358. | (vinka) | 86.58 | 95% | 2012-03-17 |
| 9359. | (whattoname) | 86.57 | 98% | 2022-11-18 |
| 9360. | Sherman (shemsan) | 86.57 | — | 2009-02-17 |
| 9361. | (suduvudu) | 86.57 | 96% | 2019-12-11 |
| 9362. | (dvorjack) | 86.57 | 96% | 2023-02-18 |
| 9363. | (sneakz) | 86.57 | 93% | 2016-08-27 |
| 9364. | (proking) | 86.57 | 91% | 2012-11-04 |
| 9365. | (cavellerson) | 86.55 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 9366. | (nickochee) | 86.55 | 96% | 2011-06-22 |
| 9367. | (pucymae) | 86.55 | 99% | 2023-01-27 |
| 9368. | (p_simon) | 86.55 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 9369. | (yosi) | 86.55 | — | 2009-08-21 |
| 9370. | (lightzout) | 86.55 | — | 2010-03-01 |
| 9371. | (brionel) | 86.55 | 98% | 2016-09-29 |
| 9372. | (ahmlmh) | 86.55 | 94% | 2013-09-05 |
| 9373. | (noahrwilly) | 86.54 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
| 9374. | (flooffy) | 86.54 | 98% | 2021-05-19 |
| 9375. | (virtualknight) | 86.54 | 98% | 2022-10-27 |
| 9376. | (sarah_ver_donck@hotmail.com) | 86.54 | 98% | 2014-10-06 |
| 9377. | JustAnIntern (botbananaman) | 86.54 | 98% | 2017-10-19 |
| 9378. | (berno904) | 86.53 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |