When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7772. | Vito Scaletta (minaricano) | 89.09 | 97% | 2026-02-02 |
| 7773. | Jonas (jnshey) | 89.09 | 98% | 2018-06-29 |
| 7774. | Thomas (twhite8211) | 89.08 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
| 7775. | THE KID (nschattner) | 89.08 | 96% | 2022-04-27 |
| 7776. | pail (angertyper) | 89.07 | 94.7% | 2023-09-20 |
| 7777. | Bensbr0 (bensbr0) | 89.07 | 98% | 2020-02-06 |
| 7778. | Teegey (teegey) | 89.07 | 94% | 2016-12-25 |
| 7779. | carti opium (opium1629) | 89.06 | 99% | 2024-02-06 |
| 7780. | mugiwara (mugiwara1337) | 89.06 | 98% | 2024-09-21 |
| 7781. | Shaun (devcomm) | 89.06 | 99% | 2020-12-10 |
| 7782. | Goscinny (goscinny) | 89.06 | 96% | 2017-10-23 |
| 7783. | David (dmprintz) | 89.05 | 97% | 2024-02-18 |
| 7784. | (_darya_) | 89.05 | 96% | 2022-10-26 |
| 7785. | Loyolta (loyolta) | 89.04 | 97% | 2025-08-27 |
| 7786. | Natalie (dolphinbunny359) | 89.04 | 96% | 2022-03-13 |
| 7787. | Andres (atv2307) | 89.04 | 96% | 2022-12-07 |
| 7788. | Giancarlo (topqualityoats) | 89.03 | 97% | 2019-03-10 |
| 7789. | Urvos (nixilis) | 89.03 | 98% | 2023-05-11 |
| 7790. | 憂鬱的臺灣烏龜 (take... | 89.03 | 97% | 2024-03-09 |
| 7791. | Sebastian (4555) | 89.03 | 96.9% | 2024-11-23 |
| 7792. | V (p3rplexed) | 89.03 | 96.6% | 2023-08-21 |
| 7793. | AdilDSW (adildsw) | 89.03 | 97% | 2017-06-24 |
| 7794. | Pranav (pranavs) | 89.02 | 96% | 2025-10-15 |
| 7795. | agopaluni (agopaluni) | 89.02 | 97% | 2026-02-12 |
| 7796. | Anuvrat (anuvrat) | 89.02 | 99% | 2018-04-27 |
| 7797. | Leonurine (leonurine) | 89.02 | 94% | 2017-02-05 |
| 7798. | Ulfr (ulfr) | 89.01 | 97% | 2023-05-18 |
| 7799. | sylv81 (sylv81ct) | 89.01 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 7800. | Dwima (dwizz) | 89.00 | 98% | 2023-04-28 |
| 7801. | Danny (clutchgoddaddy) | 89.00 | 97% | 2021-03-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |